Ok, I've noticed that while I was at work, both sex threads got onto the subject of tongues!!! <P>You guys! I'm shocked! <P>Mitzi

Mitzi,<P>I highly doubt that anything in these threads would shock you <P>Jayhawk

Jayhawk,<P>Shhhhhh...I have a reputation to uphold! <P>Mitzi

It's been my experience with high-end squirt guns, that they start leaking by the end of the season & need to be replaced <P>Men usually last a little longer, although we don't have quite the range <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

WHY SLEEP IS BETTER THAN SEX<P>You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.<P>No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.<P>You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.<P>You don't have to pay for sleep.<P>You don't need to sleep after sleeping.<P>Sleep can last a good eight hours.<P>You can sleep in church.<P>While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.<P>Your teddy bear never complains.<P>It's legal to sleep in any position all around the world.<BR>

Jayhawk--- if you think that sleep is better than sex then you just are not doing it right!!!! <P>Java

Sorry my Rock Chalk buddy, I've got to side with Java. Sex is way better. The sleep afterwards ain't half bad either <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

My apologies on that one. I also agree that sex is not better than sleep, but when you're not getting any, it's easier to rip on it. I would <B>GLADLY</B> give up 8 hours of restful slumber for 8 hours of wild sex! Hell, I'll settle for 1 hour of it at this point <P>

Sleep vs. Sex?? It's no contest! Sex wins everytime!! <P>Mitzi

I thought this was cute. I got it from my Dad, of all people.<P>I'm glad I'm a woman-Yes I am, yes I am.<BR>I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam.<P>I don't brag to my buddies about my erections;<BR>I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.<P>I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;<BR>And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.<P>I won't grab your boobies; I won't pinch your butt.<BR>My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut. <P>I don't go around re-adjusting my crotch; <BR>or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch. <P>I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.<BR>I'm a woman, you see-I'm just not that kind! <P>I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing- <BR>and thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting. <P>Hair won't grow from my ears, Or cover my back.<BR>And when I bend over You can't see my crack.<P>I'm a woman, alas-and I'm proud, don't you see?<BR>I'm blessed to have boobs and squat when I pee.<P>I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.<BR>I don't swagger and spit ! like a Neanderthal. <P>I don't need male bonding,I don't cruise for chicks <BR>I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my d***. <P>I'm a woman, by chance And thankful I am!<BR>I'm so glad I'm a woman, Not a man, yes I am!<BR><P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Nick,<BR>Is there something you're not telling us??? LOL <P>Just kidding.... <P>Hey, why'd ya move this anyway? <P>Smooches,<BR>Busty

c00ker-<BR>fine, move this just as I post my reply on the other site!!! See how you men are!!!<P>Way to go on finally coming to terms with the fact that women are better than men!<P>Now all we have to do is convert Jax.....<P>Java

Hah!!!!! Dream on honey, you'll never get me to the dark side. I'm a real man, as was my father before me.

You tell her Jax. Besides, isn't SHE the one that started this whole men vs. women war in the first place?<P>c00ker, that was a cute one and I forwarded a copy of it to my mother

Conversion has such a ring of permanancy to it. Shall we say flexible?<P>I'm not sure Java started this, but she's definitely not been on the side of truth, justice and the masculine way. I just have to learn to exercise self control when my feminine side tries to take over. (too bad it doesn't come with the fun parts) <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<P><p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited November 17, 2000).]

Time to play <P>How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?<P>One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. <P>And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.<P>But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!<P>IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP<BR>THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS....<P> <P>Fight's on, Tape's on. <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited November 17, 2000).]

You GO Nick!<P>

But who aggravates us the most when we have PMS???......MEN!!!!<P>So basically I'm saying...YES! It's all your fault!!<P><BR>Mitzi

Jayhawk my man,<P>You're up awfully early after a night of 2 on one grudge match twister <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Of course it's our fault. Unless of course an act of God is involved. Oh wait that would still be our fault too.....<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again