I know, you all came here thinking that I am going to post some sort of anti men humor.... Sorry, not this time. If you are looking for that, I am sure that I can dirrect you to some very fine websites though.<P>Okay... I may be trading sides here a little bit, or maybe I am just getting soft and kind hearted. I don't know. I doubt the kind hearted thing though.... But here it goes:<P>Men are better than....<P>Men are better than I give them credit for.<P>Men are better than my teddy bear.<P>Men are better than my dogs (although I am sure that they would disagree with that).<P>Men are better than my chocolate bar.<P>Men are better than my beer, my coffee, and even my diet coke.<P>In fact, men are one of the things in life that truly makes life wonderful! The way that they smile at you, and make you laugh even when you feel like crying. And let you know, that even though I am sitting alone on the couch watching a "chick" flick, I am not alone in the world.<P>Men are a lot of things, some bad, some good. But I want them to know that no matter how much I may tease them, harrass them, taunt them, and in general poke fun at them, I would miss them if they were gone. So to all you men out there, espeically the ones that I have been teasing lately.... You are the good guys in the world. You make things a bit better. And since I met you all, I will admit that I laugh more, and smile more, and it's been kind of nice and is getting better. Thanks for being in my life.<P>Okay... enough of that.... I am going to have to start picking on you guys again....<P>-Java

Oh man, I just knew they'd switch tactics on us <P>Well, Since Java decided to fight dirty...<P>Women are better than <B>ANYTHING...</B><P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

let'em try and beat that one, nick!<P>good one!

Thanks Java.<P>Ditto to nick's stament.... <P>Bill

Do I detect a suck up here???

Java,<P>Bravo I’m not really sure what got into you on this one, but I think you just scored yourself some brownie points with us guys. It’s almost enough for me to resign my title of Head Master of the He Man Women’s Hater Club......I’ll have to consider that one.<BR>I was hoping to read something about men being better than battery operated devices, but I knew that would be asking too much <BR>Oh well, us men can’t have everything.<BR>I am rather impressed though, but can we go back to the naked twister game soon? All of this complimentary stuff will go to our heads and I was just getting my boys primed for the ultimate fight!<P>You’re going to turn us all into saps if you’re not careful <P>Jayhawk<BR>

Sorry to break it to you boys, I wasn't sucking up, fighting dirty, or going for brownie points, I was just being a bit honest here. But as I said, that was enough of being nice to you guys and I am going back to picking on you again. -Java

Hi Java,<P>I read the other mammoth thread - what a laugh. As usual tho, I joined the party too late. The time difference is a killer....<P>Ditto what you said. I agree. Some men that I have met since I've separated have been wonderful. Do seem to just want to be friends with me, nothing more. I love that.<P>I think we all know that we're the good guys that come here, whether we be male or female.<P>have a nice day<P>jo

People will forget what you said.<P>People will forget what you did.<P>People will never forget how you made them feel.

People won't always forget what you said or did, just sometimes it's too painful for them to admit it <p>[This message has been edited by Jayhawk 93 (edited November 14, 2000).]

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Thanks Java......I REALLY MISSED THIS "GATHERING"!!!! You guys keep me sane and alive!!! I'm glad ya'll are back!!!<P>Ragamuffin<P>"People will never forget how you made them feel." No better said.<P>Happy Thanksgiving!

P.S.S. "In fact, men are one of the things in life that truly makes life wonderful!" Wanted to add this agreement too!<P>Ragamuffin