Women, who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition.<P>Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.<P>So many pedestrians, so little time.<P>We're staying together for the sake of the cats.<P>My karma ran over your dogma.<P>I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.<P>Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.<P>Mount Rushmore: You've seen the faces, now go home.<P>It's bad as you think and they are out to get you.<P>Life's too short to dance with ugly women.<P>My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. I'll miss her.<P>Will Rogers never met a lawyer.<P>Ambivalance is that feeling you get when your mother in law drives off a cliff in your new car.<P>Don't steal. The government hates competition.<P>Is there life before coffee?<P>Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.<P>My other wife is beautiful.<P>I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?<P>Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.<P>Friends don't let friends drive naked.<P>Save California; when you leave take someone with you.<P>There's one in every crowd and they always find me.<P>If money could talk, it would say good bye. <P>When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.