I may be off my cracker lately but on the way home from work today I started noticing and thinking about things that are completely wierd, and have no reason, something Arsenio Hall would say is 'Things that make you go Hummmmmmm'<P>Like I noticed and was thinking about these items this afternoon.:<P>1. How come most of the songs on the radio have a special meaning?<BR>2. Would the songs have the same meaning if you played them backwards?<BR>3. Why don't you see any dead pigeons on the side of the road? Starlings are everywhere..<BR>4. Man that's a good song with a leric like. 'You never get what you want, You almost never get what you need, But you always get what you deserve.? I thought this was a good one for today.<BR>5. Why don't they give drivers lic. tests annually to people over 80 Yrs. old?<BR>6. My new business laptop will play DVD's. I wonder if I could watch them on long plane flights and make the navigation system on the plane take me to Hawahii(sp?), or to italy or something?<BR>7. Is excellant spelled with an a or an e?<BR>8. Why did my kid wash about half of the rear quater panel on my new (dirty) truck with a window spuegy while getting gas at the Exxon station?<BR>9. Will Starbucks coffee cups piling up in my back seat make good road side assistance makers?<P>Litte stuff... I wondor if this is some kind of mental protection mechanism. Mentally kinda turned off.. I'm aware I'm doing it, when I doing it. And I kinda like it.. this is wierd.. <P>We should write all the wierd stuff down in one place and send it to Readers Digest with the topic:'Wierd things people think under stress" Make some money for a get together.. <P>Anybody else? <P><BR>

Why is there no blue food( george carlin)<P>This one has always bugged me<P>I see the color red as the color of red,<BR>But how do I know that the color red that you<BR>see is really not the color blue that I see.<BR>We both know we call it red, but how do I know you aren't seeing my "blue"??<P>Talk about weird!!!<BR>Jessica

I am pretty sure they make blue jello now. . .and blue applesauce for the kiddies (new territory in marketing--why do they sink to these lows just to sell something?)<P>My question: Do telemarkers ever figure they are going to sell something? Do they?

eliza52,<BR>Well there are blue M&M's now, so Mr. Carlin is going to have to come up with a new color isn't he?<P>And here I thought I was the only person who really wondered what the world would look like through another person's eyes....<P>Why is it that we park on driveways and drive on parkways?<P><BR>

Ever read the Langoliers by Stephen King?<P>Also, ice cream doesn't have a smell.

Why are the keypads on phones and remote controls in different order than the keypads on computer keyboards and calculators?<P>Why is the car going slowly in front of you almost always a K-car or a Cavalier?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gsd:<BR><B>Ever read the Langoliers by Stephen King?<P>Also, ice cream doesn't have a smell.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>GSD.<BR>I read by your profile that you like training dogs.. What kind? <P>