While going off of the advice of someone who wishes to remain silent.... (I think that he is just wanting <B>ME</B> to take all the blame for this one....) I stumbled upon this old thread: <A HREF="http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/Forum1/HTML/010328.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/Forum1/HTML/010328.html</A> <P>I thought that it would be more than approperiate to bring it back up. So, for all of you OLD timers, and for all of us newbies.... either give me your movie or give me your sequel.... <P>Here, I will start:<P>Leading lady: Meg Ryan<BR>Leading actor: Gary Oldman (the bad guy from the 5th element with the really BAD hair style)<P>Title of movie: The man without a brain<P>Type of movie: Drama, with a little bit of comedy, some horror, a touch of sci-fi, and a dash of animation.<P>plot begining: girl meets boy, girl marries boy, a whole bunch of inconsiquental details involving sex, violence, and enough filler to make a really good country westren song.... Middle of movie: Boy wants everything over with for reasons unknown. Ending: Girl rides off into the sunset in her jeep to find richly deserved happiness, beautiful blue skies, and fields of wild dasies. <P>(I'm still working on the ending.....)<P>So, now it is your turn!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JavaAllNightLong:<BR><B>Ending: Girl rides off into the sunset in her jeep to find richly deserved happiness, beautiful blue skies, and fields of wild dasies.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well, if there's a storm brewing and she's just paid a mexican kid at a dilapidated gas station for taking a Polaroid of her, we know where that's going.

I'll play.....<P>Leading Woman: Michelle Pfeiffer<BR>Leading Man: Adam Sandler<P>Title of movie: Without Warning<P>Type of movie: Drama<P>Plot: Story of a man who is set up on a blind date with a beautiful woman, falls head over heels in love, buys a house, gets married, plans his life. Man is suddenly forced to contemplate his life without her after she walks out and files for divorce. Rated R. Nudity, Strong Sexual Content, Adult Situations, Profanity. <P>Running length: 7 years

This is too hilarious!! I laughed my rear off.<P>Okay, <P>Name of Movie: "The Extended Business Trip"<P>Leading Lady: Janeane Garofalo (the little brunette in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs.)<P>Leading Man: Liam Neeson (with crew-cut)<P>The Worst Supporting Actress: Howard Stern w/ t*ts. ALright. I will be kind. Let's put Cher in there.<P>The Dog: (As in HER dog.) The Tacobell chihuaua<P>Type of Movie: Horror<P><BR>Plot: Actually, this is a pretty suck movie with no real plot. Crazed Marine lost in the jungle finds bored, spoiled wife of villiage medicine man (cher) falls madly in lust, and decides to desert his unit and stay on as part of the villiage. All this while, his adoring wife waiting for him at home does not know for many moons whether he is dead or alive and keeps a constant vigil for him. When the truth is discovered, the adoring wife, bent on revenge, stalks and slays villiage members with a machete. (not really, but I had to add something in there besides beautiful cinematography or else no one would bother to see this 1-star movie.)<P>Memorable Lines:<P> (Cher) "I wish my chihuaua could sprout wings and I could fly on her back to be where you are" (actually said--this is where the chihuaua comes in.)<P>(Liam Neeson) If there was any twuf or justice in wife after this earf then I would come to you, my wove, but I am twapped in a miser-wable wewationship that I am obwigated to stay in for my childwen. (also actually said.)<P>(Liam Neeson to Janeane Garofalo) You are the one I weawilly wuv. Now weave me awone and qwit causing twouble.<P>Siskel and Ebert say don't bother--two thumbs down.<P><p>[This message has been edited by Bernzini (edited January 19, 2001).]

These are too funny. <P>Fried Green Pop Tart was the best.<P>Okay, I will give it a try.<P>Me-Sally Field, but heavier, been told my whole life I reminded people of her, especially (I'll show my age here) The Gidget yrs, Flying Nun, Smokey & Bandit days<P>H- now he is harder, he doesn’t fit any type, has black belt, so maybe Chuck Norris, or action type<P>OW -like to pick one of the bimbo types but don't think she is, <P>Title,<BR>Liar, Liar (heard so many)<BR>True Lies, (this used to be the family joke,)<BR>An Affair to Remember, NOT<P>knew I wouldn't be able to think of anything<BR>

This is fun!<P>Leading lady: Sandra Bullock (--I can dream, right?( Actually, a slight resemblance)<P>Leading man: Andy [censored] (News Radio geek--again a slight resemblance)<P>Supporting cast: <BR>Kermit the Frog (the gay, church organ-playing, divorced father in law),<P>Doris Day (the bipolar but ever so sweet mother in law who charges automobiles on credit cards),<P>Sabrina the Teenage Witch (the OW) <P>Title: When High School Girls Attack<P>Plot synopsis: The riveting story of a woman who falls in love with a rebellious artist and sacrifices dreams and passions for true love. Suddenly, after years of financial woes, broken promises, and melodrama, an intimate friendship develops between the man and a HS senior co-worker. This bond threatens to destroy a marriage, two lives, and the spirit of the one left behind. Will our heroine survive the trauma? Will history guide her to the future? <P> *****<BR>You too can use your Master Card or VIsa (platinum) to order your tickets so you can find out! Just be sure to take out a second mortgage if you want popcorn and nachos.<P>Running time: 6 years<P>------------------<BR>

OK Java, Here's the start:<P>Leading man: Mark Harmon (very slight resemblance, I'm told)<P>Leading woman: Dana Plato (striking resemblance)<P>Supporting cast: a cherubic boy scout & several divorcees<P>Plot: Man marries sweetheart, builds an ideal life, comes home & finds out its over.<P>Title: Against all odds. (the song lyrics are more descriptive than the movie)<P>Moral of the story: "...and you coming back to me, is against all odds, it's a chance I have to take....."<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain <BR>and makes the sun come out again