Saw this joke today. Thought some of you might need a laugh today.<p>During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor, and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever', I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He<br>passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.<p>It is now the day of the wedding, the part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to<br>surrender yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"<br> <br>The groom gulps, looks around, and says in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom then leans toward the pastor and hisses, "I thought we had a deal." <p>The pastor put the $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispers back, "She made me a much better offer."

How about this one:<p>It's said the shortest sentence ever spoken was "I AM." and the longest "I do."<p><p>I don't make 'em up, just foolish enough to repeat 'em!<p>Val

Val,<br>I only wish it were so ... I think my H must've thought he was saying "I might."<p>terri