If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? <P>If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? <P>You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? <P>Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? <P>Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? <P>Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? <P>Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? <P>You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? <P>Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? <P>If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? <P>Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? <P>If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? <P>Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? <P> <P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

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