What I Want in a Man <P>1. Handsome <BR>2. Charming <BR>3. Financially successful <BR>4. A caring listener <BR>5. Witty <BR>6. In good shape <BR>7. Dresses with style <BR>8. Appreciates finer things <BR>9. Full of thoughtful surprises <BR>10. An imaginative, romantic lover <P>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) <P>1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) <BR>2. Opens car doors, holds chairs <BR>3. Has enough money for a nice dinner <BR>4. Listens more than talks <BR>5. Laughs at my jokes <BR>6. Carries bags of groceries with ease <BR>7. Owns at least one tie <BR>8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal <BR>9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries <BR>10. Seeks romance at least once a week <P>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) <P>1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) <BR>2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car <BR>3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally <BR>4. Nods head when I'm talking <BR>5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes <BR>6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture <BR>7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach <BR>8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids <BR>9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down <BR>10. Shaves most weekends <P>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) <P>1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed <BR>2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public <BR>3. Doesn't borrow money too often <BR>4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting <BR>5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times <BR>6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends <BR>7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear <BR>8. Appreciates a good TV dinner <BR>9. Remembers your name on occasion <BR>10. Shaves some weekends <P>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) <P>1. Doesn't scare small children <BR>2. Remembers where bathroom is <BR>3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep <BR>4. Only snores lightly when asleep <BR>5. Remembers why he's laughing <BR>6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself <BR>7. Usually wears some clothes <BR>8. Likes soft foods <BR>9. Remembers where he left his teeth <BR>10. Remembers that it's the weekend <P>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) <P>1. Breathing <BR>2. Doesn't miss the toilet <P>Hey--you guys asked for it, and since I am of the female persuasion, I have a little bias. Guys--your turn tomorrow, okay?<P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

what a hoot.....<P>thanks for the first laugh I've had today. It's 1230 pm here, so I'm late.....<P>I loved the nose hairs bit, and the shirt that covers the stomach!!!!!!<P>have a great night<P>Jo

Ok CJ!!<P>I must be in the 72 yr age group! I just want a man who's breathing! <P>Mitzi

you are the biggest dag Mitzi....<P>a man that's breathing........ ROFLMAO<BR>

Had a really horrible day....THANKS for the laugh.<P>

Hey Jo!<P>A dag?? Hope that's something good! <P>Mitzi

I still want the 1st man! I guess I am going to remain a single parent for the rest of my life!<P>Too funny!!

Ok...I couldn't resist....<P>I can't think of much I'd want IN a man....but plenty I'd want OUT of a man....GASP...did *I* say that!!!!

TS!!<P>I'm shocked!! <P>Or you could have said, something you wanted FROM a man!! <P>Breathing, hair, a job, and a car...not too many requirements!<P>Mitzi

OMG, where's TS. Someone's writing under her name!!!! LOL <P>Mitzi - a dag is a , gee, what is a dag. You know, a silly sausage!!!!!<BR>I'll ponder this one, and try and think of something that more suitably describes a dag.<P>Any suggestions anyone??? <P>This could turn into a post like my bath bomb post? Do you remember that one. I've never laughed so hard in all my life at what you guys thought a bath bomb could be!!!!!!<P>see you<P>Jo

Jo,<P>OMG!!!! The Bath Bombs!! Ya know, I still think of that when I see you post something!!! <P>A silly sausage?? Is that something like a goof ball?! LOL LOL (Lord! Now I'm a meat-by product! )<P>Mitzi

Mitz - perfect. A goof ball. But a really sweet goof ball!!<P>AT least you're not a european meat product..... wouldn't go there now for a million dollars........<P>must be good for the vegie movement!!<P>see you, have to go now down the coast<P>Jo

CJ<P>You're on a roll! Keep them cards/letters coming!<P>I'm sure you've heard this one:<P>Women have a long, long list of needs/expectations from men while men only have 2 needs in a woman.<P>1) Come naked<BR>2) Bring food<P>[censored] from Texas

[censored] - you're shocking!!!!!!!

[censored]! OMG!<P>You gals are sure ...hmmm--what's a word for that? <BR>Combustable?<P>I was born and raised in Wisconsin, before I moved to Denver 20 years ago. I was just wondering...is a dag anything like a kosher brat? I guess it depends on the "owner," huh?<P>CJ<P><P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Bonnet/CJ<P>My fiancee and I recently attended a Marriage Seminar hosted by a minister I have much respect for. He is awesome on marriage and he emphasizes the need for Biblical Marriages and each spouse having a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ.<P>Yet, while he was teaching on men/women each have<BR>different needs, he told that joke about women having this long list of needs/expectations, while men only have 2 requirements/needs from a woman....."Come Naked, Bring Food"<P>He got quite a laugh on that one! <P>As I have said before, I am a Christian and also a minister, but I do enjoy good humor, especially about the differences between men/women and marital humor in good taste.<P>I do not appreciate any humor that degrades either the man or the woman. While I believe "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" - I don't believe in gender bashing.<P>God has a sense of humor in that He tells 2, totally different people, from 2 different planets (mars/venus) that when they get married, they are to become one flesh.<P>[censored] from Texas