10.Do 'em naked <P>9.Instead of restaurant receipt, send them leftovers from the meal in question <P>8.Frequent use of the word "eleventeen" <P>7.Claim a deduction, do a shot! <P>6.In "For Office Use Only" area write "Approved. Send refund immediately." <P>5.Send back unopened form with words "not interested" across envelope <P>4.Sneeze on forms <P>3.Instead of using dated definition of income, use the proposed revised definition under section 643(B) in which conforming amendments are made to regulations affecting ordinary trusts, pooled income funds, charitable remainder trusts, trusts that qualify for the gift and estate tax marital deduction, and trusts that are exempt from generation-skipping tranfer taxes -- that always puts a smile on my face <P>2.Deduct $100 in medical expenses for all the paper cuts you suffered because the tax form is 75 pages long! <P>1.Save postage by wrapping your return around a rock and throwing it through the IRS's window <P><BR> <P><BR>Have fun, taxpayers!<P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Mine were done and mailed on time. <P>And when I saw what I did, or didn't, need to send them, I did a happy dance around the office. Now, considering I did them on my computer at work - in the church office - and I literally did do a happy dance around the place - at nearly midnight on a Friday night - that's saying something. I figured God was pretty happy too and the Bible does talk about someone else dancing before God with joy.

Hello Faithfulwife!!<P> Yes, they were sent in yesterday!!!! I also feel joy!!<P> But I do like your ideas, especially the stamp NOT INTERESTED one!!!!!<P>------------------<BR>Deb