A woman golfing.......<P>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. <BR>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. <BR>The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." <BR>The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" <BR>The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. <BR>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." <BR>The woman replied, " that will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." <BR>So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! <BR>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. <BR>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." <BR>The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." <BR>So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! <BR>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack." <P><BR>Moral of the story: Women are clever -----es, don't mess with them <BR>

Shawn..<P>That is AWESOME! VERY TRUE! Sorry Ladies!<P>Bryan<BR><P>------------------<BR>BJK

OK Jayhawk, you did it, you got me to smile for the first time in over a week. Thank you

<P>That's it, I'm swearing off women for Lent....<P>Oops, too late, already did <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain <BR>and makes the sun come out again

Jayhawk,<P>To tell you how hard I laughed when I read this would only encourage you, wouldn't it? Didn't laugh at all...*giggle*...nope...*snicker*...not one...hee hee...bit. <P>Lisa<P>------------------<BR>I am woman...hear me roar...okay - meow...okay - purr? Hey, I'm working on it.

That's pretty good. I've already shared it.