Greeting cards you'll never see at Hallmark...(no flames...I thought they were funny...in a twisted, sick humor sort of way... )<P><B>For the divorcing - </B><P>As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.......<BR>that you're not here to ruin it for me.<P>Thanks for being a part of my life!!!..........<BR>I never knew what evil was before this!<P>When we were together, you always said you'd die for<BR>me.........Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.<P>I'm so miserable without you..................<BR>It's almost like you're here.<P>Before you go,.........<BR>I would like you to take this knife out of my back.<BR>You'll probably need it again.<P>Looking back over the years that we've been together,<BR>I can't help but wonder:.........What was I thinking?<P><B>For those who's WS/H are marrying the OW and wish to send a card - </B><P>Congratulations on your wedding day!.............<BR>Too bad no one likes your wife.<P><BR>I know, I know...Lisa <B>BAD</B><BR> <BR>------------------<BR>I am woman...hear me roar...okay - meow...okay - purr? Hey, I'm working on it.<P>[This message has been edited by On*My*Own (edited May 10, 2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by On*My*Own (edited May 10, 2001).]

HI Onmyown,<P>You have put a bit of humor in my day. Keep up the good work. <P>....not for the bitter just for the better. <P>L.

Well, I must share your sick humor because I loved them.

Bad Lisa.<BR>Very, very bad....<P>Thanks for the morning giggle

Lisa,<P>With Mother's Day coming up you gave me some good ideas for my stbxw's card. Now go stand in the corner - BAD GIRL.<P>Thanks for the humor.<P>Bill

<BR>Oh thank you. A much needed laugh!!

hahaha... so miserable... ... almost like you're here... teee heee .... hahahahaha

Naughty Lisa, Naughty!!<P>Do I need to discipline you?<P>Don't make me come over there!<P> <P><BR>(Shhhhhh! It was VERY funny!)<P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Ohhh...too much. I love the "so miserable" line too - it's funny but also so true!!!<P>Thanks for the smile,<BR>Starpony

very funny Lisa!<P>thanks,<BR>Petrie