THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:<BR>1. His first name was Jesus<BR>2. He was bilingual<BR>3.. He was always being harassed by the authorities<P>But then there were equally good arguments that.......<BR>JESUS WAS BLACK<BR>1. He called everybody "brother"<BR>2. He liked Gospel<BR>3. He couldn't get a fair trial<P>But then there were equally good arguments that.......<BR>JESUS WAS IRISH<BR>1. He never got married<BR>2. He was always telling stories<BR>3. He loved green pastures<P>But then there were equally good arguments that.......<BR>JESUS WAS JEWISH<BR>1. He went into His Father's business<BR>2. He lived at home until he was 33<BR>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.<P>But then there were equally good arguments that.......<BR>JESUS WAS ITALIAN<BR>1. He talked with his hands<BR>2. He had wine with every meal<BR>3. He used olive oil<P>But then there were equally good arguments that.......<BR>JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN<BR>1. He never cut his hair<BR>2. He walked around barefoot<BR>3. He started a new religion<P>But perhaps the most compelling evidence .........<BR>THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....<BR>1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.<BR>2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT.<BR>3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.<BR>

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