1. Sag, You're it. <BR> <BR>2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. <BR> <BR>3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. <P>4. Kick the bucket. <BR> <BR>5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. <BR> <BR>6. Doc Doc Goose. <BR> <BR>7. Simon says something incoherent. <BR> <BR>8. Hide and go pee. <BR> <BR>9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta. <BR> <BR>10. Musical recliners. <P> <P>Hey, it's Monday and I needed a giggle.<P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

I like games. Where can we find the rules?<P>And what does needing a giggle have to do with this?<BR>

Well, Gnome de Plume, you know me and my ever-so-slightly warped sense of humor. I was envisioning the rules to "Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy", and I was chuckling to myself. When I reflected upon the full-body contact sport, "Red Rover, Red Rover the Nurse says Bend Over", then I started to giggle slightly. <P>Okay, I was ROTFLMAO!<P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Ah! I guess I take my games more seriously than some. I have to admit that the Red Rover variant suggested doesn't inspire me to smile <I>at all</I>!<BR>

Red Rover,<P>Red Rover,<P>Let Gnome de Plume<P>Come Over (snap of a plastic glove). <P><BR>Oh, GDP! Our first playtime together and I am already providing sound effects (batting eyelashes innocently). Boy, it seems like no one else wants to play the growing older games. I guess they just don't know how fun Spin the Bottle of Mylanta can be--especially when the lid is not on tightly! They don't know what they're missing.<P>CJ<BR><P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Growing older? Nope, I decided not to, along with growing up <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain <BR>and makes the sun come out again

OK, I guess it's my move. I turn tail and run...<BR>

Hey!<P>Speak for yourselves! I'm permanently stuck at 32. I think I've gotten Peter Pan syndrome! LOL I refuse to get any older! <P>Mitzi

Now, Gnome de Plume, are you playing Sag You're It? or are you running away? Well, you know...moving your cane quickly away at least?<P>Nick, since you refuse to grow up, you can play. Can I tell you my favorite game? Spinning on the merry-go-round. I LOVE that! It's so childish and fun-hearted. I also like swinging WAY up high, but spinning is more fun. So it rolling down a hill, but it keeps breaking my hip! <P>Mitzi, you are a girl, right? Do girls get "Peter Pan" syndrome? Maybe we get "Tinkerbell" syndrome or something. I prefer to get Goldie Hawn syndrome--she keeps getting older but she doesn't look a day over 30! WOWWEE!<P>Well, Nick and Mitzi, I think GDP wants to play Sag You're It, but I'm not sure. Shall we play on the playground for a while?<P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

No, no. I segued smoothly from "Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over" to "Hide and go pee". The final actions of the latter game involuntarily induced by the thought of continuing the former. I now refuse to play any more of these games except "Simon says something incoherent".<BR>

asjdf;kajsdfja;sdkfjasdkfja;skdjf;kasjdfjz/<BR>mnvzxmcvzmxc,mv/z,xmcvz,xmcz,xmcvz,mxc/,vmzxc<BR>mzmvzmxcm<P>(big breath)<P>ajqpiuweriuqwpeoiruqweoiruqweiurqwieurqwiueri<BR>u81723487123098471208374123984712908374012983<BR>741087234<P><BR>Sag, You're it!<P>CJ<P><BR>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.<p>[This message has been edited by FaithfulWife (edited June 12, 2001).]

In the absence of extraneous idiom, an obfuscatory prospect is idiomatic. How now, brown cow? @%$&! May the sunrise eat you.<BR>

Wow! Now that was incoherent! <P>Never fight with an ugly man in a bar. He has nothing to lose. <P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>A man walks down the street,<BR>It's a street in a strange world.<BR>Maybe it's the Third World.<BR>Maybe it's his first time around.<BR>He doesn't speak the language,<BR>He holds no currency.<BR>He is a foreign man,<BR>He is surrounded by the sound, sound ....<BR>Cattle in the marketplace.<BR>Scatterlings and orphanages.<BR>He looks around, around ..... <BR>He sees angels in the architecture,<BR>Spinning in infinity,<BR>He says, Amen! and Hallelujah!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Attribution?<BR>

Al,<P>That sounds awfully Paul Simon-esque to me. <P>God I LOVE his music. Thanks for starting me thinking about his music. Now I'll have a good night. <P>Amen and Hallelujah!<P><BR>Betty<BR><P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

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I am permanently stuck at 28!!<P>But I have another game:<BR>Twister the child-resistant lid off