The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible:<P>Coming home, I drove into wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. <P>I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it.<P>The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions. <P>I collided with a stationary car going the other way.<P>A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.<P>A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.<P>The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.<P>I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.<P>In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.<P>I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.<P>I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.<P>I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.<P>As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.<P>My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.<P>An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.<P>I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.<P>I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb when I struck him.<P>The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.<P>I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows.<P>The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.<P>The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.<P>

Wow! Did I need that today! Thank you!<P>Snow