There was this guy, we'll call him Sam...<BR>One day Sam was reading his bible and God spoke to him...<BR>God said, "Sam, of all my children you are the most faithful and loyal. I want to grant you one wish."<P>Sam thinks for a moment and says,"Lord, my wife and I love Hawaii, it is the most beautiful piece of all your creation. Would you build me a bridge so we can drive there and visit it more often?"<P>"Why Sam that is a very tall order. I mean look at the logistics of materials, man power and such it would take to finish an undertaking of that magnitude. Can you think of something else?"<P>"Ok Lord, how about giving me a complete understand of a woman's mind and emotions?"<P>"Do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on your bridge?"<P><BR>Hope all have a great independance day weekend!!!<P>Bill<P>------------------<BR><P>May the roads rise to meet you,<BR>May the winds always be at your back,<BR>May the sun shine warm upon your face,<BR>The rains fall soft upon your fields,<BR>And until we meet again,<BR>May god hold you<BR>In the hollow of his hand.

Grrrrr...... <P><p>[This message has been edited by gsd (edited July 04, 2001).]

HA! HA! Very funny!!