An elderly couple had been married for fifty years and Alma had been diagnosed with a terminal illness. Harry began the process of getting all their affairs in order. One day, while cleaning out a closet, he came upon a box which Alma had told him, in the early days of their marriage, to never open.<P>As part of the process which lay before him, Harry opened the box. In it he found two doilies and $85,000 dollars. Naturally, he felt that he must discuss this with Alma.<P>She told him that, before the wedding, her mother had recommended, that every time she got mad at Harry, she crochet a doily.<P>Harry was extremely thrilled that Alma had been mad at him only twice during the years of their marriage.<P>Then he asked, "Well, where did the money come from?"<P>Alma repled that that was the money she had earned by selling the doilies.