1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. <P>2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.<P>3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. <P>4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. <P>5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. <P>6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. <P>7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. <P>8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. <P>9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. <P>10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. <P>11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. <P>12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. <P>13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. <P>14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. <P>15. Sadly, all men are created equal. <P><BR> <P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Okay here's some more useful information for the girls:<P>Pick up lines and responses:<P>Man: Where have you been all my life ?<BR>Woman: Hiding from you. <P>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?<BR>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. <P>Man: Is this seat empty?<BR>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. <P>Man: Your place or mine?<BR>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. <P>Man: So, what do you do for a living?<BR>Woman: I'm a female impersonator. <P>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?<BR>Woman: Do not enter. <P>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?<BR>Woman: Unfertilized. <P>Man: Your body is like a temple.<BR>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. <P>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.<BR>Woman: But would you stay there? <P>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.<BR>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.<P> <P>HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN <P>Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support <BR>her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at <BR>her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Believe in her, Respect her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. <P>HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN <BR>Show up naked. Bring food. <BR>

----------------------------------------------------------<BR>HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN <BR>Show up naked. Bring food.<BR>----------------------------------------------------------<P>You forgot beer.

LOL! <P>Yes, I committed the unforgivable sin!!!!

Actually I can't stand beer.. but it looked funny when I said it.