Hey Gang,<P>Yep, it's time for a fun post again. You know I am kidding and would **never** really send these to my XW.<P>"Looking back over the years that we've been married, I can't help but wonder... What the hell was I thinking?"<P>"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having married you, I've changed my mind."<P>"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell..'til I met you."<BR> <BR>"As the days go by, I think of how lucky and happy I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."<P>"Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!"<P>"Someday I hope to get remarried, but not to you."<P>"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike and human!<P>"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've divorced, I think it's time you kept your promise."<P>"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."<P>"We have been friends for a very long time, what do you say we call it quits."<P>"Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here."<P>"You were such a good wife that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket ....I'd miss you terribly and think of you often."<P>"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday so we're having you put to sleep."<P>I hope no one is offened, I'm just in a goofy mood tonight. <P>Wishing us all the Best,<P>Zippy the Pinhead<P>

Not nice. But funny nonetheless.

Tim, <P>LOL thanks for the laughs. I needed them. Hope all is well for you and Gina.<P>Dana<BR>

Too funny! Thanks! <P>Zippy, how are you?

I have no comment!!!!!!!! lol <BR>Good one Tim<P>Only me

<BR>I have one to add!!<P>"I used to miss you so often ... but my aim is getting much better!"<P>All kidding aside, the first one on the list is perfect for me. Would it be tacky if I wrote it in a blank card and mailed it to him? ;)<P><P>------------------<BR>T-L-C<BR>-------------------------------------------------<BR><I>"You don't really know a person you love until they don't love you anymore. Then you know more than you ever wanted to."</I>

OK,<P>Indy, I said I was just kidding, wink wink, say no more.<P>HEY DANA AND JANE ELISE,<P>Life couldn't be better for me. Still working on Gina's house to make it great. We are getting there. Trying to sneak in some time for remodeling my place too. Dana, sorry to hear of the stuff going on with you. I don't post much anymore, but still read to see how my buds are doing. <P>Um, Janet Joy,<P>You know that I wouldn't sent any of those to Valoria. That would just make her call more. BTW, I'm placing bets that she will call again before Thursday.<P>AH, TLC<P>Yes it would tacky if you wrote it in a blank card and mailed it to him without signing it. You should really use something like MS publishing and make a nice picture on the front first.<P>Yeah, I'm on drugs.<P>Still wishing us the Best,<P>Zippy<BR>

Heya Zip,,,, <BR>Yea I think the biweekly thing is enough without you adding to it... <P>And what was that about I hate that name..<BR>You almost sounded like my father calling me when I did something bad....<BR>UGGGGGGG<BR>Well anyway that is it.....<BR>JJ

laughing out loud bump ...

D-day anniversary of 1 year I sent an on line greeting with a bassett hound biting bubbles and I wrote Jan 27th the day my bubble got broke.<p>Needless to say I didn't get a response!!<p>Dawn [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img]