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Now I lay me down to sleep,<BR>I pray for a man, who's not a creep.<BR>He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.<BR>One who thinks before he speaks.<BR>When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks.<P>I pray that he is gainfully employed,<BR>Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.<BR>Pulls out my chair & opens my door.<BR>Massages my back & begs to do more.<P>Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.<BR>Knows what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"<P>One who'll make love til my body's a'itchin'.<BR>He brings ME as sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.<P>I pray that this man will love me to no end.<BR>And would never compare me with my best friend.<P>Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,<BR>for I know You will send him before it's too late.<P>AMEN
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Printed it off and posted it on the wall above my computer, above my mirror, on the headboard, on my dresser, above the stove, above the kitchen sink... can you think of anyplace else I should post it???? The community center? Maybe all the single guy haunts around town - I'll add my name and address to the bottom of it - with tear off strip thingies... ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/shocked.gif) <P>Okay - I'm feeling like some fun this morning!!! Maybe I'll mail it to any 'prospective single men'... ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) <P>Thanks for the laugh and the prayer... ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif) <P>Jan
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You know, I don't mean to brag, but I think I fit the bill here- so why did my wife leave me? <P>When we had known each other about a month, she invited me over to her apartment for dinner. While it was stewing, we sat and watched a TV show she liked. At one point, I said to her "man, dinner smells good, I can hardly wait..." and she said "oh... I guess it's probably ready. I'd better dish up." I told her no, I didn't mean that; she could watch her show, I'd dish up. She looked at me with the most amazing combination of shock and love I've ever seen, before or since. She later told that story to friends and family as "the first time I realized he was the one for me."<P>Oh, I guess I'm just wishing for the aliens to leave her brain...<BR>
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