I know this website is for serious stuff but I thought this might give some of us something to laugh at.<BR>Quote I saw today:<P>"Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've<BR>experienced pain and bought jewellery." <P><BR>Take care.<BR>Theressa

I like that one try this one.<P>1. I'm out of estrogen - I have a gun<BR>> ><BR>> > 2. Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?<BR>> ><BR>> > 3. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.<BR>> ><BR>> > 4. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.<BR>> ><BR>> > 5. And your point is...<BR>> ><BR>> > 6. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.<BR>> ><BR>> > 7. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.<BR>> ><BR>> > 8. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.<BR>> ><BR>> > 9. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.<BR>> ><BR>> > 10. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?<BR>> ><BR>> > 11. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.<BR>> ><BR>> > 12. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.<BR>> ><BR>> > 13. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.<BR>> ><BR>> > 14. All stressed out and no one to choke.<BR>> ><BR>> > 15. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.<BR>> ><BR>> > 16. How can I miss you if you won't go away?<BR>> ><BR>> > 17. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.<BR>> ><BR>> > 18. Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear<P><BR>LMS<P>------------------<BR>maybe someday