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We're talking FANTASIES here - not anything you would ever REALLY do - no matter how much you might want the outcome... I'll share a couple of mine...<p>1. I hope he develops just enough heart disease that he can no longer use Viagra.<p>2. That failing, I hope his OW gives him a disease that makes his willie shrivel up and fall off.<p>3. I think there should be a law that all adulterers (sp?) have to have a big red A tattooed on their foreheads, branded on their butts, and painted on their vehicles -- so that everybody knows how STUPID they are.<p>Thanks. I feel better now. Anyone else got any they want to share?
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do something more realistic like a dead fish under the drivers seat of the car. Or clamato juice down the defrost vent of the car. nails under just 2 tires not four.
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Well, last night while I waited for 2 hours for H to get his stuff. I really thought about taking apart his precious CB into little tiny pieces then boxing it up...taping it up and labeling it.<p>Saying I did get you CB taken apart for you.<p>-Kat-
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[img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] I think the perfect punishment for people who do this to their families might be total body tweezing - but since regrowth looks so scraggly, once you got started, you would have to continue the treatments. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]
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May all the WS become BS!
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I'd like to put meat patties in his cd player and turn it on. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>And I'd like to put an ad in the personal section of the paper, advertising sexual favours....phone number of OW! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>At the same time, take out a full page ad in the paper, telling the world what a couple of losers they are............ [img]images/icons/mad.gif" border="0[/img] <p>ah, I can dream, can't I?
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Oh! I just remembered hearing about these two brothers that were always trying to outdo each other with outrageous stuff... like having a dump-truck load of dirt delivered...<p>I like the Personals thing... yeah... that could be really interesting... like placing an advertisement for them that indicates they swing the other way... lol.<p>I know this is horrible, but my H told me he wanted a D the DAY AFTER the USA was attacked. Yeah, when the rest of the country was reaching out and hugging those they love, mine was telling me to kiss off. Consequently, I've wished many times that he had been on one of those planes - because then I could have honestly mourned my wonderful husband - and never known what a truly horrible human being he was. His death would have been easier to handle than this kind of grief - for me and my kids.<p>Oh poop! I don't want to take the fun out of this little exercise so I'll end it with this wonderful little fantasy:<p>A few months from now the OW will figure out that he's not such a hot commodity (and that all his money is going to me!!) and he'll want to come back to me because I'm so happy and look sooooo good, and I'll let him beg - but ultimately tell him HE's NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!
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Anyone read the Roald Dahl short story about the BS who gets her revenge in a MOST cunning way?<p>The story goes that she has found out her H has OW, and she knows he's coming home to tell her it's the end.<p>He comes home, and tells her, and she is very calm, and agreeable, "Yes, dear, it's for the best...". She then decided to make him a roast dinner, and takes a leg of lamb out of the freezer. But before she cooks it, she hits him over the head with it and kills him........then puts the roast in the oven.<p>She goes down to the local store, buys some peas, and stuff, and tells the guy there she is making a roast dinner for her H. When she gets back home, she calls the police pretending that he was killed when she was out.<p>Puts on a good act for the police, and they just can't understand why they can't find this murder weapon, it looks like it was so big, the killer couldn,t sneak it out of the apartment.<p>Through her questioning, she 'remembers' the roast, and asks the police to eat it, otherwise it will go to waste............<p>LOL, huh? Terrible story, but brilliant, too!<p>No don't anybody get any ideas! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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Hey Jackie,<p>I saw that story made into a movie or a TV show. Pretty good.<p>You know my fantasy for OM, but I won't mention it here, in case I do it.<p>-AD
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LOL AD, <p>I never saw the movie....great story tho!<p>Yes, well if ever my H is found in that situation, I guess the FBI will come and arrest me!!!!!!!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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I remember that story. I saw it on "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" a 50's TV series. In the version I saw...the lady even fed the leg of lamb to the cops! LOL.<p>Xman
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My best revenge actually is the day I caught both of them red-handed. Not in the "act" just in the act of totally lying .... so bad that they both were squirming to get out of their hot seat.... to this day I still chuckle about it and how my husband actually betrayed her (OW) because she said "don't you dare tell (me) that I was here" and he did. Love it. By the way, I am newly divorced and happy.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by almostthere: <strong>We're talking FANTASIES here - not anything you would ever REALLY do - no matter how much you might want the outcome... I'll share a couple of mine... 1. I hope he develops just enough heart disease that he can no longer use Viagra. 3. I think there should be a law that all adulterers (sp?) have to have a big red A tattooed on their foreheads, branded on their butts, and painted on their vehicles -- so that everybody knows how STUPID they are. Thanks. I feel better now. Anyone else got any they want to share?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Hehehehehe I believe that JUST LIVING WELL is the best Revenge... Thought I'd resurrect this old thread from like, a year ago... LOLOL, Harold T - DJTB still hanging around! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Aiigghhh! Don't you people know I'm going to THERAPY for this? And you're going to get me started?
Oh my yes I have SEVERAL...my favorite is the one I'm COUNTING on to come true...my STBX's sweetie dumps him the way she's dumped her last two husbands and my X's heart gets broken just like mine! And then I want him to come tell me he made a mistake, so I can tell him NO HE DIDN'T. I'm GLAD HE'S GONE.
Next to that, I want that D**K of his, the one that he thinks is the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, above family, love and God, to QUIT WORKING. He'll have to off himself then 'cause there will be no reason for him to live.
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Oh and by the way...one of my fantasies may come true today! Can you all pray for me?
My X just LOVED money...all those toys I could buy for him. I have my fourth interview today with an incredible company...if I get this job, I will be making more money than STBX and his Ho combined! No more counting pennies...no more having to rely on that child support...X can pitch any kind of fit he feels like and I will not feel like I have to pacify him...
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The only revenge I would like to see is this
My ex: To see my children on their own decide that living with me is preferable than living with their mother.(85% of the time she never there more concerned with coffee, cigaretis and sex then the girls.It would be justice for the kids for her not being a proper mother and be home for them at night)
For stbw"s ex: For leaving her,leaving her with all the debts,for all the threats and manipulation and greif he has given her I wish a judge would turn around and make him pay all that money back plus back child support so she can properly look after her kids.
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Ahhhhh. I was just receiving a nasty email from my stbx, Austin Powers and I decided to enter this enticing thread...
For Ms. Monkeyho, the Goldigger of all goldiggers. She would visit her PLASTIC SURGEON and during her next visit, he would accidentally over inflate her silicone injected "natural" lips and they would explode. They would have to do a lip transplant on her and the only ones available would be mick jagger's. And then during the operation, she would have a horrible reaction to the peroxide in her hair and the anesthesia and it would all fall out. And that would end her career as a sales and marketing ho. And that the extra pressure from the inflated jagger lips would cause a chain reaction in her inflated boobs and then she'd be rushed back to hospital because her "natural" chest exploded...Lol...But as revenge to those ow out there, I anticipated that stbx was cheating so I had that surgery myself...Mine are perfect and he can't have them or touch them... ha ha ha ha
And for Austin???He would lose his international man of mystery license. They would revoke it. And they would find out that is business has done some shady dealings. They would repossess his shaguar and he would become a test subject for mandatory sterilization. And they would force him to drive to work in a yugo. And that he would have to sell his house and his other bmw.
And for me???There is actually a book that I am writing about my experiences. That I become rich and famous and make Jackie Collins look like an amateur. And that stbx, albeit sterile and impotent, comes crawling back to me. And I tell him to (()((U(UJJ off. And that Ricky Martin decides I am the hottest woman on earth and buys me a five carat perfect solitare and sweeps me off my feet and takes me away...Oh my latin cutie! And that I finally send in my resignation after a weekend of hot latin lovin in Ibiza Spain, to the convent I have been a member of...The Convent of the Blessed Celibate Sisterhood.
Oh, and son is with me and is happy living life with his mom as a fellow American expatriate...And we no longer even worry over the pittance of child support or alimony..
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LOL ... I LOOOOVE the Jagger LIP job thingie, Peachy!
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I wish lotsa things for OW.
-That all her hair falls out.
-That she ends up having to pay the $9000-$14000 debt she dumped on her H when she divorced him!!
_That therefore she has to move her bony butt out of the luxury apartment shes in ($800 + a month!!)
-That custody of her son gets taken away from her & given 100% to his dad/her ex-H. She doesnt deserve him. Once refused to let child into apartment when he was crying & ex broght him over (cause my H was hiding there at the time).
_ and most ofall that she has the worst, most devastating mental emotional nervous breakdown - far worse than anything I've had to suffer thru these last almost 2 yrs, because of her.
_that she gets canker sores on that lying tongue of hers.
_ANd since my H said to me that he hoped I'd "wrap my car around a pole and die", I transfer that hope on her!!!!
_that the bosses at that workplace wise up to her deviousness & manipulations & only associating with men & her lack of work done and FIRE her!!
AAH! Now I feel better.
For my H, whom I unfortunately still love - - that she treats my H the way he treated me and DUMPS him, cold turkey for a new lover at work; and refuses his emails, cards, or phone calls etc from then on. Maybe then he'd have an idea of the pain he's caused me.
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Hehehheeee Y'all are so rich! I loved the responses - I admit, it was me who resurrected this Thread from last November...
NPIGA - ha! Mick Jagger lipz hehehe. Good one. Can you see Ms. MonkeyHo gargling with gravel and then going out to sing 'Harlem Shuffle' ROTFLMAO!
IMHO, I really still dont' have to do anything but "Just live well, it really is the best revenge" -
Just in the past 2 weeks, I've learned that:
Fairbanks, Alaska, where she lives, has suffered 2 pretty darned good earthquakes.
Their Permanent Fund Dividend is in serious trouble - they might not get any money next year from it - this is Alaska as a whole - seems like the stock market has continued tanking and it's taking their dividend payments with it...
My oldest son just reported to his first Duty Station in Camp LeJeune, NC - up until a few days ago, I had given up all hope for him, as his Mother had totally (so I thought) brainwashed him against me. Well, he calls me, tells me he loves me, and wants to see me again, and he does not care what his Mother says, he's 19 and a Marine. We're back in semi-regular contact now (my son and me, that is) so that's a good thing. I'm half expecting him to tell our other son about me, so perhaps he also (against his Mother's wishes) will contact me...
Yep, livin' well really is the best revenge...
Harold T (A.K.A. DJ-TBird, the Pied Piper/Flutist)
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