SNEEzING<p>A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs. The man isn&#8217;t sure he saw what he did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.<p>A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs again. The man is about to go nuts. He can&#8217;t believe that he&#8217;s seeing what he&#8217;s seeing.<p>A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can take, and turns to the woman and says, "Three times you&#8217;ve sneezed, and three times you&#8217;ve taken a tissue and wiped between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?"<p>"I&#8217;m sorry to have disturbed you, sir," she replies. "I have a rare condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."<p>The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I&#8217;m sorry. What are you taking for it?"<p>The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, "Pepper."<p>[ November 09, 2001: Message edited by: LostHusband ]</p>

DIRTY SHOES<p>A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passion overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awaking around 8pm. <p>As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.<p>"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.<p>"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."<p>The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying [censored]! You've been playing golf!"

C'mon y'all take a break from reality and put out some humor.<p>Seriously don't make me just sit here and play with myself, AGAIN.....

Ok, Lost I'll play. What do you think about this one?<p>A Fisherman's Tale <p>Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. <p>The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." <p>The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years." [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]

The NFL announced today that for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. <p>They've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, therefore saving jobs. <p>They will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.

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