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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?<p>Scroll down for the answer...<p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.<p>Men keep'a scrollin'...<p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

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Hey Jacky,<p>funny, and oh so true!!!!!<p>Sorry I didn't ring over the weekend, please read my post on what I did. <p>I kept myself so busy, and very very sober!!! I didn't want to suffer a hangover just because of him!!!<p>Thank you for your support, I'll try and call maybe tonight?<p>hugs to you, and thanks for caring<p>Jo

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hi bonnet!<p>Yes, call tonight, I am home!<p>I read your other post. You are so strong!<p>love and light,<p>jacky


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