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Very funny. [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Only you can get away with posting something like that. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] Good to see you on the boards again.<p>Michele
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What happens if your flat chested? [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by White Dove: <strong>What happens if your flat chested? [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] </strong><hr></blockquote><p>Maybe a man would actually notice you have eyes...<p>Size doesn't matter - - RIGHT - - at least that's what you ladies have been telling us men for decades.<p>[ January 09, 2002: Message edited by: LostHusband ]</p>
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Most often abused little white lies used by women:<p>10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Size doesn't matter.<p>Need some help on the rest of them, girls.<p>Oh, size matters all right. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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Well, thankfully I am not flat chested but I do have green eyes.....and size does matter!!! [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] (just kidding-don't take that seriously unless you do have a problem [img]images/icons/cool.gif" border="0[/img] But knowing that you have two daughters leads the mind to think otherwise!!!) [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]
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PB - OMG!!!!! I can't believe those words came from a Princess.....<p>WD - My goodness we aren't even gonna go into this conversation, we'll just say I have BIG hands. BTW I have three wonderfull daughters.....
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Most often abused little white lies used by men:<p>10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. No honey your butt doesn't look big in those jeans.<p>In all actuality everyman wants to say "No your big @$$ makes those jeans look huge"......<p>Let the flaming commence.......
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Hi Bill!<p>How have you been?<p>Your post made me laugh out loud dude! (Dam, now I have Twinkie crumbs all over my keyboard!)<p>Dara [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img]
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LostHusband: <strong>PB - OMG!!!!! I can't believe those words came from a Princess.....</strong><hr></blockquote><p>Try this one on then ...<p>Maybe size doesn't matter that much ... but ANGLE sure does!!<p>LOL [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] LOL [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] LOL
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An assertive way that women tell men about the experience.....<p>10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. "Your the best I've ever had in such a short time"<p>[ January 09, 2002: Message edited by: White Dove ]</p>
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Still Learning As I go: <strong>How have you been?</strong><hr></blockquote><p>The girls and I are doing great. I check for you every once in a while on the other boards to see what's going on. Glad to see you lurking...... <p>Hope all is going well with you and your family... I'd love an update from my favorite pink slippered toothless wonder.<p>Billy PS. I'm still not GAY
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Hey Twinkle Toes,<p>Things are going pretty good. Dont come here to often anymore...I dont feel as insecure as I once did. Can you believe its been a year? Jeez, D-Day was 1-10-01 for me. Sometimes I dont want to let go of the past, afraid that I will let my guard down and get blindsided again. But hell, what kinda life is that?<p>Having a great morning with a full pot of coffee, classic rock blaring and being self indulgent.<p>You never seemed to get depressed after Lisa left in May. How did ya cope? I know it was tough, but I distinctly remember you always being there for my problems at the time. OW called Richard a few times when we were in TX, he wouldnt answer the cell. And everytime she did, I would call her H and tell on her. Last time I did I threatened harrasment charges, then we changed our #'s. Ever find out if their was OM?<p>Are you still inthe same house? 50-50 visitation? How is your middle daughter doing? She was a bit more emotional like her dad if I remember right.<p>Dara
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<p>[ January 09, 2002: Message edited by: LostHusband ]</p>
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PB - Amen sister I agree with you totally. HEY have you tried ........... Well, we better not go there - nevermind.....<p>WD - We totally have me stumped with your last come back. I mean really, how do you came back to that one...... I'm gonna have to think about that for a while....
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HOT TIP FOR 2002 BUY THIS STOCK<p>Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do." Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.<p>The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or Give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." he said.<p>"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."<p>The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japanese." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."<p>At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."<p>Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" <p>Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you ever say anything else I will have you killed." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
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