CONFESSION<p>Two young men go into a church to confess their sins. <p>The first one steps into the confessional and sits down. The young man says, "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have had pre-marital sex." <p>"Who was it with my son? Was it one of the women in the congregation?" <p>"I am sorry father, I can not devulge the woman's name. It would ruin her reputation." <p>"Well tell me, was it Mary-Lou?" <p>"No father." <p>"Was it Peggy-Sue?" <p>"No father. I cannot tell you. If I told the woman's name to anyone, her reputation would follow her everywhere." <p>"Was it Sally-May?" <p>"I am sorry father, I can not say." <p>"Well then. Repeat 4 Hail Mary's and 5 Our Fathers." <p>As the young man proceeds to leave the confessional, the 2nd young man approaches and asks, "So what did he give you?"<p>"Well he gave me 4 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers and 3 VERY GOOD LEADS."

Oh, that's naughty...

Sorry, I just couldn't resist posting this one.<p>We have to be careful what we say around kids!!<p>A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.<p>The children began to say:<p>"Red..................cherry,"<p>"Yellow...............lemon,"<p>"Green................lime,"<p>"Orange...............orange."<p>Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're [censored]!!!"