GUESS WHO?????<p>A guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying the scent all over them. <p>His curiosity getting the better of him, he approaches the balding man and asks him what he's doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" <p>"But why?" asks the man. <p>"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

THE ROPE<p>There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.<p>Don't ever underestimate the power of a woman........... [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]

Okay, here's one that had me laughing for an hour or so....(By the way, in Hawaii we celebrate our cultural differences, so this isn't making fun...). Here goes....<p>================================================<p>Three guys, a Chinese student, a Japanese business
man, and a Hawaiian are sitting naked in a sauna.<p>Suddenly, there is a beeping sound. The Chinese student presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The other two look at him questioningly, "That's my pager", he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."<p>A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese business man lifts his palm to his ear. When he's done he explains,"That's my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."<p>The Hawaiian, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. A few minutes later he returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his okole (b*tt). The others raise their eyebrows.<p>"Brah, I get one fax coming in."<p> [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]<p>[ February 15, 2002: Message edited by: Ms.O ]</p>

Chinese philosophy<p>> Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
> Virginity like bubble, one [censored] all gone.
> Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> Man who scratches [censored] should not bite fingernails.
> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
> Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
> War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
> Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.<p> [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]