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If you are living with your ex - or know someone who is - we want to talk to you about the difficulties presented by this unusual living arrangement. Our upcoming special will also look at how experts can help resolve conflicts between divorcing spouses and their children. <p>If you are interested in sharing your story please contact: tea139@hotmail.com. Include a brief description of your situation and a daytime telephone number so a producer can contact you.
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Word of advice, you would get more responses if the respondents were not replying to a free hotmail account. How about an ABC.com account to write to, the request will seem more legit.
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Oh yea! If you are ABC News, then I am Cindy Crawford.... [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Get'em Boaz...<p> [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>ANNA
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Can't help you, but if you're interested in doing a story on alien abductees, let us know.<p>WAT
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Anna2000: <strong>Oh yea! If you are ABC News, then I am Cindy Crawford....</strong><hr></blockquote><p>If you're Cindy Crawford then I've seen you naked. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] Will you marry me?<p>The boards will never be the same.<p>Ewwww... Wait Hey ABC My X is moving in with some ones else's X, does that count?
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Already Been Chewed News:<p>"If you are living with your ex - or know someone who is - we want to talk to you about the difficulties presented by this unusual living arrangement. "<p>No, but I have a large sinkhole in Florida I'd like to advertise for sale on your station.
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ABC News New York: <strong>daytime telephone number so a producer can contact you.</strong><hr></blockquote><p> Producer...don't you mean solicitor will call you...<p>Hello, we'd like to offer you a free all expense paid vacation, you only have to pay for the Hotel Expense, Airfare, meals, rental cars, transportation to and from the airport and entertainment. We will pay for everything else. Plus we bill your Visa monthly for the next 5 years for using our service.<p> [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Jeepers a deal I couldn't refuse....SIGN ME UP!
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I have to raise the B.S. flag on this one folks!
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BBN "Bill's Broadcasting Network"<p>If you are a beautiful well-built single female with lots of money - or know someone who is - I want to talk to you and propose some new living arrangments.<p>My upcoming special will also look at how I can expertly divorce you from your money while keeping you as my love goddess.<p>If you are interested please contact me at thisisBS@hotmail.com. There in no reason to include anything other than a current photo, clothing not required, and a current income statement.<p>[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: LostHusband ]</p>
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Hey Bill,<p>I couldn't get through to that e-mail address you posted but here is my current pic.<p>I think I fit the criteria you were looking for in your previous post. I am also very patriotic as you can see by my second picture. I hope you don't mind but everyone tells me I look like the President. What do you think? [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>I hope this link works.<p> My Portfolio For Your Review<p>Michele<p>[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: sballplyr ]</p>
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by sballplyr: <strong>What do you think? [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] </strong><hr></blockquote><p>Michele, you are a cruel mean person with a sick since of humor, that must be why I like you so much.
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You mean you don't mind that I look just like George W. Bush and have to shave daily because of my five o'clock shadow. It must be about the money!<p>He likes me, he really, really likes me! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: sballplyr ]<p>[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: sballplyr ]</p>
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Wanted for the Animal Planet Channel special on divorced "love birds":<p>Large Breasted Bed Thrasher<p>to be crossed with Kingfisher<p>colorful plumage, willingness to winter down south, fishing boat a plus<p>please send picture of boat to kingfisher@abc.com
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Worthatry, <p> I think you meant a "Double Breasted Mattress Thrasher"<p> It's been a long time since I seen one of them!<p>[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: Roughneck ]</p>
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WAT & RN -<p>I think I have what you are looking for. Funny though, all my latest pics, for some reason look like the Pres.<p>You wanted a "Double What!" [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p> Have a great weekend!<p>Michele<p>[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: sballplyr ]<p>[ June 13, 2002: Message edited by: sballplyr ]</p>
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Yep, they kind of look like that minus the face!
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sballplyr - OK, be gentle - I'm new to this board. Bring me along slowly. <p>Ooops, too fast.<p>Whoa! You ARE fugly! And I'm not saying that just to be nice.
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WAT - I'm WHAAAT!! fugly! Thanks for the compliment! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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I was just going by your pics. Maybe there's a cure for that - whatever it is. Oh, it must be dubya. Do you have a fever, too?<p>WAT
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Michelle, Got your email. Thanks, and yes, I'd love to - well, we will keep that off the boards.<p> Attention: The All Elizabeth Channel is looking for rich half dead men to audition for a short term relationship. Pacemakers a plus, pre-nup a must. Please send response and financial statement to mybigbutt@kissit.com, no picture necessary. All replies considered.
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