I am supposed to close a thread like this that violates the MB User Agreement. But, I see you all are having so much fun. This is one those times it's okay to let stupid remain on the board you know! <p>Peace All and Enjoy the Weekend,<p>Magnolia

We love you Magnolia...... [img]images/icons/cool.gif" border="0[/img]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by justthewife:
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Attention:
The All Elizabeth Channel is looking for rich half dead men to audition for a short term relationship. Pacemakers a plus, pre-nup a must. Please send response and financial statement to mybigbutt@kissit.com, no picture necessary. All replies considered.</strong><hr></blockquote><p>
Oh no Elizabeth, I called this one a few months ago, but I want a boytoy on the side!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]

As long as you promise to share. Is that too much to ask? <p>If my Dad ever gets divorced from stepwitch I'll send him to you. He has a money tree in his backyard. He isn't half dead (good thing) and he likes to drink beer from micro breweries and is the smartest man I know.<p>Just make sure you are a good stepmommy and take me shopping.<p>E

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by justthewife:
<strong>As long as you promise to share. Is that too much to ask? <p>If my Dad ever gets divorced from stepwitch I'll send him to you. He has a money tree in his backyard. He isn't half dead (good thing) and he likes to drink beer from micro breweries and is the smartest man I know.<p>Just make sure you are a good stepmommy and take me shopping.<p>E</strong><hr></blockquote><p>did you say shopping, that use to be my favorite word, pastime etc. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]

Shopping! When I was 16 Daddy gave me an AmEx Gold with my name on it. How I miss those days! My 16th birthday I got an Audi 5000 turbo. He is a generous Daddy, I think you would be perfect together.

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by justthewife:
<strong>Shopping! When I was 16 Daddy gave me an AmEx Gold with my name on it. How I miss those days! My 16th birthday I got an Audi 5000 turbo. He is a generous Daddy, I think you would be perfect together.</strong><hr></blockquote><p>me too.<p>i gave my credit cards back to the STBX, I miss them,<p>when we were married I had to give my daddy back his credit cards, I had figured out in college what stores I could charge on without the card, when the bill came & I always go home the weekend before the bill [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>now while I do have a STBX that gives me money, I admit a lot of money compared to some, it is still not what I am use to living on, I don't like being poor, & having to watch money, I havne't adjusted very well. I will learn, I will learn,

I hate watching money too. In fact I just called Daddy to see if he wanted to send me a little donation. He wasn't home. Probably out with the horsies. <p>You wouldn't mind moving to the ranch would you? It has a beautiful view of Pikes Peak, and the closest neighbor is a 10 minute drive. Dad travels a lot. But I'm sure you could keep yourself busy with the kids and I. <p>He'll be in town for the First Communion next weekend. Stepwitch is not joining us. Wanna stop up for a visit....<p>Elizabeth

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by justthewife:
[He'll be in town for the First Communion next weekend. Stepwitch is not joining us. Wanna stop up for a visit....<p>Elizabeth<hr></blockquote><p>
Tsk tsk, E. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img]

Not for anything terrible of course! Just to see how cute my Daddy is for when my sister drives her away like she keeps promising to do.<p>I gotta get a life.

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by justthewife:
<strong>I hate watching money too. In fact I just called Daddy to see if he wanted to send me a little donation. He wasn't home. Probably out with the horsies. <p>You wouldn't mind moving to the ranch would you? It has a beautiful view of Pikes Peak, and the closest neighbor is a 10 minute drive. Dad travels a lot. But I'm sure you could keep yourself busy with the kids and I. <p>He'll be in town for the First Communion next weekend. Stepwitch is not joining us. Wanna stop up for a visit....<p>Elizabeth</strong><hr></blockquote><p>sure makes it tempting [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Nduli2:
<strong>Word of advice, you would get more responses if the respondents were not replying to a free hotmail account. How about an ABC.com account to write to, the request will seem more legit.</strong><hr></blockquote><p>ABC News - THE REAL THING
The notice is for real...For a special report on divorce, ABC News wants to talk to couples who are living together during their divorce. Our upcoming special will also look at how experts can help resolve conflicts between divorcing spouses and their children. If you are interested in sharing your story please visit us at : http://abcnews.go.com/sections/primetime/DailyNews/divorce.html

funny- i noticed all the joking stopped all of a sudden- i was enjoying it!!!

Okay, I'll still let it stay because the link IS to the ABC web site and this is not an advert to sell anything.<p>If anybody has a problem with this let me know.<p>ABC, there are links all over this web site to administrators. A note prior to your posting would have been polite [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img] . You must know that free hotmail accounts don't scream legitimacy and our members are quite correct in questioning that.<p>Peace.Magnolia

DOH!<p>Anybody got a napkin? Think I got some egg on my face.

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by justthewife:
<strong>DOH!<p>Anybody got a napkin? Think I got some egg on my face.</strong><hr></blockquote><p>but you look so pretty with it on your face [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]

nikko -<p>i love the quote you have at the bottom of your reply - where did it come from? I have many quiet angels ...<p>pa

I feel pretty, oh so pretty...<p>I'd let it stay for you sing honey, but it's starting to get a little crusty, and I'm afraid that the kids are going to start looking toward me for nutrition instead of the granola bar bowl.