Top Ten Things not to Say to a Woman While Arguing<p>10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?<p>9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.<p>8- You're just upset because your a** is beginning to spread.<p>7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?<p>6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?<p>5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.<p>4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.<p>3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of b!$@^ flakes this morning!<p>2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?<p>1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.<p>Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?<p>Indian: "Dog no talk."<p>Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"<p>Dog: "Doin' alright."<p>Indian: Look of shock.<p>Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.<p>Dog: "Yep."<p>Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"<p>Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."<p>Indian: Look of disbelief.<p>Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"<p>Indian: "Horse no talk."<p>Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"<p>Horse: "Good."<p>Indian: Extreme look of shock.<p>Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.<p>Horse: "Yep."<p>Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"<p>Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."<p>Indian: Complete look of utter amazement.<p>Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"<p>Indian: "Sheep liar."