> > Grounds For Divorce!
> > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
asked,
> > "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres
> and
> > a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running
> by."
> > "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made
> of
> > concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued,
"What
> > are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town,
> and
> > so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No,"
> she
> > replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
> > "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
> "Yes,
> > both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the
> > music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your
> husband
> > ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up
> > earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why
> do
> > you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've
> never
> > wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with
me."
> >
>

THIS is the way I first heard that joke!!!<p>~~~<p>A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John
Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO
YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

OH, I like yours much better, Thanks