I was lurking on that OTHER board and something kinda torqued me... someone posted a link to this thread on the OW/OM only forum...

just wanted y'all to know.
Cali

btw... and this is for those 'special lurkers...' it has only been since yesterday... and the day before that... AND the day before THAT... yeah... MM sometimes STILL do have s*x w/ their wives and LOVE IT.

<small>[ July 04, 2002, 06:34 PM: Message edited by: Cali ]</small>

Good for you Cali. I always enjoy a good roll in the hay.

TAKE NOTICE PEOPLE

THIS IS THE DIVORCING/DIVORCED FORUM

Most of the folks here are either in the process of divorce, or have already divorced. The fact that they have not had sex in X amount of days has nothing to do with OW/OM or OFarmAnimal. It just might have something to do with:

A. They are not married and their religious/moral beliefs prohibit sex without marriage.

B. They are taking a break from relationships in general while they recover from their divorce.

C. They live in TinyTown and the only single guy has a beer belly and 3 teeth. 2 are yellow.

D. They haven't met someone who they want to get funky with.

E. They were almost going to the other night but the baby sitter called and wanted them to pick up the kid who had vomited all over the bathroom.

F. They had a promising date with a nice guy, but then the fellow had a mysterious white tan line on his ring finger. From reading the horror stories at TOW they quickly decided to end the date and not get caught in a bad situation.

G. They met a guy at a bar, and were chatting him up nicely, when he found out about the 2 young kids and disabled ex-husband he excused himself to use the restroom and must have escaped thru the bathroom window.

H. They are too gosh darn tired from posting on these freaking boards till 3am to even pretend to fake it.

If needed, I can make up more excuses for the reasons I have now gone 193 days without sex tomorrow.

Happily Divorced and not having sex with anyone but myself,

E

Thank God for Bob.

<small>[ July 05, 2002, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: justthewife ]</small>

I am stupid, and dull, and thick and all.........Who the heck is Bob?....does mutual manual stimulation with a woman count as sex?

c

BOB=Battery Operated Boyfriend

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Is there a BOB equivalent for men? Maybe BUD (Blow Up Doll)??!!

As for myself, 1/3 of a YEAR since the last time. Probably not nearly that long ago for my WW. I must say though I don't really miss it; it was so bad those last few weeks before D-day that I didn't really care.

Sweden

An equally frustrated friend and I use to fantasize, in our great and extreme frustration, that someone out there probably made an appropriate B.U.D. and we wanted one. It would have to be warm with reasonable feel and have a nice BOB at the right place.

But, I still can't see a BOB doing the trick. Nope, nope, nope. For me, it seems to be so heavily emotionally related, that I just don't think a machine would meet the need.

Well, my H is said he is filing but I haven’t seen or heard about it yet and for some reason our S*x life has improved greatly since he said he was filing - I guess I better take what I can get now and remember every detail. It’s been about.... 13 hours and it was on a trampoline in the back yard with fireworks going off all around us... interesting...

<small>[ July 05, 2002, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: rdvpmm ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by rdvpmm:
<strong>It&#8217;s been about.... 13 hours and it was on a trampoline in the back yard with fireworks going off all around us... interesting...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I hope that wasn't on my trampoline.... I wasn't home last night but please let me know if I need to wash it off. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<small>[ July 05, 2002, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: LostHusband ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by justthewife:
<strong>C. They live in TinyTown and the only single guy has a beer belly and 3 teeth. 2 are yellow.
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">There's no reason to get personal and my beer belly isn't that bad is it.?. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

<small>[ July 05, 2002, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: LostHusband ]</small>

Nothing new to say... just wanted to be post #69 on this thread <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Faith1:
<strong>just wanted to be post #69 on this thread <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">GREAT,,,, JUST GREAT...... I'm sitting here trying to pull my mind out of the gutter, THEN, someone talks about doing the deed on my trampoline, and now little innocent FAITH1 makes a cute little comment about the number between 68 & 70.....

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

I get to change my answer!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

A little less than two hours.

Never on a trampoline ... hmmm ... two of my sisters have them ... in highly mosquito infested areas ... weighing risks ...

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> There's no reason to get personal and my beer belly isn't that bad is it.?. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well, now that you are bringing it up, it actually isn't so much the beer belly or the 3 teeth (2 of which are yellow). It is the enormous amount of back hair that you have too. The whole combination is just really not appealing to me. I think you are a really nice friend, and really sweet.

You have a great personality.

I'm sure there is someone out there who will appreciate all you have to offer, it's not you it's me, I'm not ready for a relationship right now, I'm just coming out of a bad relationship, I really can't commit to anyone right now, this is a selfish time for me, I'm really married to my work, and - drumroll please - I like you too much to become involved with you that way.

E

<small>[ August 09, 2004, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: laura_lee ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by justthewife:
<strong>...I think you are a really nice friend, and really sweet.

You have a great personality.

I'm sure there is someone out there who will appreciate all you have to offer, it's not you it's me, I'm not ready for a relationship right now, I'm just coming out of a bad relationship, I really can't commit to anyone right now, this is a selfish time for me, I'm really married to my work, and - drumroll please - I like you too much to become involved with you that way.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I have a date next weekend. Would anyone care to wager which of these I'll be hearing as she slams the car door on my hand?

<small>[ July 05, 2002, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: o2bsane ]</small>

I'd be willing to bet that at least you get a peck on the cheek and an I'll call you. The put down statement is saved for the 2nd date after you spend the big bucks and buy her the steak and take her to the movies.

E

Hmmm... well, the first date is a backyard bbq and a play at the community theater. I guess it's only fair that she be allowed to extract a real meal with real entertainment before she gets the pleasure of eviscerating me.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by laura_lee:
<strong>I heard a woman peaks in her mid-30's. Guess I missed it.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Good Lord, it gets worse than this? I'd be on a daily basis if my BF were more accessible.

I told him 5 O's in one night is NOT the same as one O a night, five nights a week!! grrrrrrr

(need rechargable batteries)

xPB who is ONLY 30

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> a real meal with real entertainment before she gets the pleasure of eviscerating me.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">See, now you're gettting the hang of it!

E

Yes, lol!

Now the trick is going to be trying to convince myself that I enjoy it!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />