First of all I would like to apologize to all of the ladies out there who are going through the same crap I's going through...it's just I am a guy and my wife and her decisions, actions are giving me migraines...

So here goes (in case you haven't heard it before)

"Bigamy is having one wife too many...monogamy is the same"

Oscar Wilde

Actually, my favorite quote is:

"Duty is the sublimes word in the English langage"

My STBS (separated) is:

"Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow lie your [censored] of about it"