The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin
phrase, "Tuti homini" - Blessed be mankind.
A women's rights group approached the pope the next day.
They noticed that the pope had blessed all of mankind, but
not womankind. So the next day, after his sermon, the pope
concluded by saying, "Tuti homini, et tuti femini" - Blessed be
mankind and womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the pope. They
said that they noticed that he had blessed mankind and
womankind, and asked if he could also bless those who are gay.
The pope said, "Sure."
The next day, the pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti
homeni, et tuti femini, et tuti fruiti."

Pretty good WIFTTY.

Another:

If a man talks in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

A man is going on a business trip and he decides to fly. He gets to the ticket counter and there is a man behind it. No big deal, but there is usaully a woman there.

He buy his ticket and boards the plane. He sees nothing but stewards, no stewardesses, nothing but men. A little odd, but he can't figure out what is going on.

As the plane readies for takeoff, a woman's voice comes over the PA and says "This is Captain Smith and I would like to remind everyone to fasten their seatbelts and I hope you have a pleasant flight".

The man's curiosity overcomes him and he asks a steward what is going on. The steward replies that "the airline, in an effort to correct past injustices, is switching the traditional male/female roles...a sort of affirmative action, you might say. The only problem is that the 'cockpit' is now called the 'box-office!'"....

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A coupla quotes...

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same" Oscar Wilde