Well NOW you did it! You went and brought Jesus into this...

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Ohhh HUSH!

ACTUALLY .... you spawned the thought with your cross your heart bra trivia.

Ha ha on YOU! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

A true or false question to Paul Lynde on the old Hollywood Squares:

"True or False, the world's largest tuna fleet operates out of Casper, Wyoming"

Paul: True

Contestant: I disagree

X MARKS THE SQUARE!!!!!!!

Not exactly Jeopardy

<small>[ November 18, 2002, 06:48 AM: Message edited by: catamount82 ]</small>

And THE numero uno TRUEST FACT of ALL:

Once you don't care anymore, your Ex wants you back.

FOR A FUN FACT:

the following actually does make cookies:

Amazing Peanut Butter Cookies

1 c crunchy peanut butter
1 c granulated sugar
1 egg
1 t vanilla.

Mix and drop by spoonfuls on baking sheet. Bake 15 minutes at 350.

Blype is the skin that peels off after a bad sunburn.

Asinusated mucous is commonly known as snot.

Mucopolysacharoids are commonly known as boogers.

My son just sent me a weird facts email - here are some of them ....

-Butterflies taste wit their feet

- A duck's quack doesn't echo

- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ..... but not downstairs.

- The Main Library at Indiana Univ sinks over 1 inch every year .... the engineers who built it forgot to take into account the weight of the books

- A snail can sleep for 3 years

-The electric chair was invented by a dentist

Here's the one many of us on these boards know too well -

- 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

There are more but I will post those later ....

D.

Dang YOU GUYS!!!!

At least mine weren't GROSS ..... sheeesh already!

MUCOUS? .... SNOT? .... BOOGERS? ......

Bunch of SAVAGES!

<small>[ November 18, 2002, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: Resilient ]</small>

Everyone mad at me now? <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />

Jo,

Well, of COURSE I cannot speak for everyone, but...

Um, well... once you brought Jesus here, I couldn't very well make comments about Homerexuals, now could I? So, uh, you see...

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Sheryl,

From one heathen to another .... BITE ME! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Love,
Jo

I was just teasin .... you DO know that, right?

Speak for yourself. I am perfection personified. Well, kinda. In the right light. If the bottom half of my body is covered. After my brows are tweezed, my make up is on, and at dusk only.

Yep, that's me... one hot perfect mama... yepperdoodles... that's me... that's right... read it and weep... you want to be me, admit it...

Sure, okay ... I'll admit it, but only if you admit I am the Princess of MB. But it's gotta be POJA, Hee hee .... so be enthusiatic. (Uncle SH would be proud of me)

You can call me your Most Precious Excellency Supremo .....

Nite nite ... I'm sleepy.

Love you,
Jo

<small>[ November 19, 2002, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Resilient ]</small>

Dear Most Precious Excellency Supremo,

BITE ME!!

Nah, nah, nah... you <cough> can't <wheeze> catch <stumble> me...

{This running thing is WAY over-rated!}

Hey, you edited, so I will too!!

Night, night!!

Love you too!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

<small>[ November 19, 2002, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: new_beginning ]</small>

One more: Rinsing your hair with vinegar makes it shiny.

An e-mail that a good friend sent to me recently:

(Editorial comments are not mine!)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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