Where's Your Sign...

"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign, stupid."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it." <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

IDOSTYLIN, glad you're back! I loved the Stoopit Signs one - I'd seen it before but it's still funny! Thanks for the laughs.
Here's one for ya...

Dear Marty,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget?

I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted that way to the fact that you have never held a job.

I am also very sure that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park, too. Sure, my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from books.

I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool.
I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.

Sincerely, Your future father-in-law.

P.S. Congratulations on winning the lottery!

Here's an interesting "Fictional Story"
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been
baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.
So they went to nearest church. Only the jaintor was there. One of the boys said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?" "Sure", said the jaintor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you. We're not Bablist because they dunk your whole body in the water.
We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you." The yooungest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?" "Yes. What do you think that means?"
"That means we're Pisscopalians."

19 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
7. Finish all your sentences with "... in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their after-work outing because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! This is the third time this week!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Pisscopalians! Ha, ROTFLMAO what class! Thanks for the laugh today, IDSTYLIN.
Here's one for you - got it from my Sis on the email awhile back:

Thoughts to ponder....
1 . The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol
content.

2 . Food has replaced sex in my life; now I can't even get into my
own pants.

3. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a
relative.

4. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I
said "Implants?"

5. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect
just standing up fast.

6. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

7. I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

8. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to
live with.

9. I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or
a moaner.

10. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

11. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of
them get elected.

12. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely
no trade-in value.

13. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and ****head's.

14. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you
tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of
hand grenades... now THAT'S a message!

15. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

16. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling
alley.

17. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

18. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been
giving me lately!

19. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of
consecutive days I've stayed alive.

20. If carrot! s are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many
dead rabbits on the highway?

21. Welcome to **** Creek -- Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

22. How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and 50 for Miss America?

23. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a
peeing section in a swimming pool?

24. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to
see naked?

25. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

26. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise
words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

Thanks for the day brighteners. I needed them this week. Really a tough one.

Now, I will share a joke I've shared before........

What does a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia do at night?
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He lays awake all night and wonders if there really is a Dog.

Inside every woman (and man) there is a thin body screaming to get out. You can
usually shut the bit*h up with chocolate.

Hehehehehe that's me! I love chocolate! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
Harold

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaaaawwwwww! I love Texas... DJTB <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Rules For Entering Texas - The following list of rules apply to each person as they enter Texas:

Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. Let's get this straight.

We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
It's called a 'gravel road'.

I drive a pickup truck because I need to.

No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus.
Drive it or get out of the way.

They are pigs, cattle, and oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. hey smell like money to us. Get over it.
Don't like it? I-40 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.

So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive three weeks a year.

So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.
Try to understand the concept.

Trucks are made to get dirty. Don't bring your Eddie Bauer Limited Edition to my huntin' camp and expect to leave clean on Sunday. It won't happen.

We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old.
Yeah, we saw Bambi, too. We got over it.

If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we will shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

Go ahead and bring your $800 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for that little 13-inch trout you fish for---bait.

Yeah, we eat catfish, carp, and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop.

The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you jack-slapped, by our women.

Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks - because they want to. Our women are some of the best looking in the country.

We open doors for women. That applies to everyone regardless of age!

No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.

When we fill out a table there are three main dishes: meats,
vegetables, and breads. We use three spices- salt, pepper, and Tabasco Sauce!

You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice, and plenty of it!

You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant.

You bring "Mary Jane" to my house she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of sugar some lemon, and a long spoon.

That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid for that shot in the airport at New York, Boston, Chicago, or L.A.

High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks and a dang site more fun to watch.

Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards- it spooks the fish.

Colleges? Try Texas A&M. They come outa there with an education and a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays.

We have more Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state, so, "Don't Mess With Texas". If you do it will get your butt kicked by the best!

Our Military is only used as a back up. Per capita, each man, woman, and child owns at least two firearms and has taken a NRA Certified Shooter Education Course.

Also, remember what Governor Sam Houston once said, "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas.

Thank you!!

Good timing I needed the laughs yesterday.

I guess I am in the stage of seeing the "dark humor" & irony in things. I would like to try some of the "insanity levels". How about taking the child support check memo section; WH always writes the purpose & also adding #6 FOR SEX. Maybe I would get direct deposit then. What do you think? I know a bad thing to do, but it is kinda fun visualing the reaction.

I will add some positive humor later - I guess just a little vent.

I was at the chiropractor's office the other day. Receptionist asked where my children were and I said they were with their dad and asked if she was glad she hadn't had to see him lately. Then I said, 'He really is short, fat, and ugly. But he didn't look like that when he left.' She laughed.

Truth is - my statement was the truth. And she agreed.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by cinderella:
<strong>Then I said, 'He really is short, fat, and ugly. But he didn't look like that when he left.' She laughed.

Truth is - my statement was the truth. And she agreed.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Heheheheee good one. I know after you get divorced - from first hand experience and also from reading the STOOPIT things the ex's do in the name of being self-centered and selfish...
Here's looking at Stoopit...
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard
wasn't watching.

3. A room-temperature IQ.

4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy
to hold it all
together.

5. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus.

6. A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on.

7. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

8. Bright as Alaska in December.

9. One-celled organisms out-score him in IQ tests.

10. Donated his body to science before he was done
using it.

11. Fell out of the family tree.

12. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but
the train isn't coming.

13. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is
out looking for it.

14. He's so dense light bends around him.

15. If brains were taxed he'd get a rebate.

16. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week.

17. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd
get change.

18. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear
the ocean.

19. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000
other sperm.

20. One neuron short of a synapse.

21. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he
only gargled.

22. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as
a baby.

23. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

LOLOLOL, Harold

This stuff was great you guys... much needed!

This one may be long - but it is worth it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

PUBLIC TOILETS

My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, never sit on a public toilet seat." and she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat.
But by this time, I'd have peed down my leg. And we'd go home.
That was a long time ago. I've had lots of experience with public toilets since then, but I'm still not particularly fond of public toilets, especially those with powerful, red-eye sensors. those toilets know when you want them to flush. They are psychic toilets. But I always confuse their psychic ability by following my mother's advice and assuming The Stance.
The Stance is excruciatingly difficult to maintain when one's bladder is especially full. This is most likely to occur after watching a full-length feature film. During the movie pee, it is nearly impossible to hold The Stance. You
know what I mean. You drink a two liter cup of Diet Coke, then sit still through a three-hour saga because, for God's sake, even if you didn't wipe or wash your hands in the bathroom, you'd still miss the pivotal part of the movie or the second scene, in which they flash the leading man's naked derriere.
So, you cross your legs and you hold it. And you hold it until that first credit rolls and you sprint to the bathroom, about ready to explode all over your internal organs.
And at the bathroom, you find a line of women that makes you think there's a half-price sale on Mel Gibson's underwear in there.
So, you wait and smile politely at all the other ladies, also crossing their legs and smiling politely. And you finally get closer. You check for feet under the stall doors. Every one is occupied. You hope no one is doing frivolous things behind those stall doors, like
blowing her nose or checking the contents of her wallet.
Finally, a stall door opens and you dash, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. You hang your handbag on the door hook, yank down your pants and assume The Stance.
Relief. More relief. Then your thighs begin to shake. You'd love to sit down but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold The Stanch as your thighs experience a quake that would register an eight on the Richter scale. To take your mind off it, you reach for the toilet paper. Might as well be ready when you are done. The toilet paper dispenser is
empty. You remember the tiny napkin you wiped your fingers on after eating buttered popcorn. It would have to do. You crumble it in the puffiest way possible. It is still smaller than your thumbnail. Someone pushes open your stall door because the latch doesn't work and your pocketbook whams you in the head. "Occupied!" you scream as you reach out for the door, dropping your
buttered popcorn napkin in a puddle and falling backward, directly onto the toilet seat.
You get up quickly, but it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with all the germs and life forms on the bare seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper, not that there was any, even if you had enough time to.
And your mother would be utterly ashamed of you if she knew, because her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, "You don't know what kind of diseases you could get."
And by this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, sending up a stream of water akin to a fountain and then it suddenly sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged to China.
At that point, you give up. You've finished peeing. You're soaked by the splashing water. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a Chicklet wrapper you found in your pocket, then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.
You can't figure out how to operate the sinks with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past a line of women, still waiting, cross-legged and unable to smile politely at this point. One kind soul at the very end of the line points out that you are trailing a piece of toilet paper on your shoe as long! as the Mississippi River. You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and say warmly, "Here. You might need this."
At this time, you see your spouse, who has entered, used and exited his bathroom and read a copy of War and Peace while waiting for you. "What took you so long?" he asks, annoyed. This is when you kick him
sharply in the shin and go home.

Elizabeth, did you have a video camera in there, or what?

LOLOL! Just wondering... are "Cooties" among the dreaded List Of Diseases you can get from sitting on a non-papered Toilet Seat? Heheheheeee.
DJTB (Harold)
But seriously, Folks - I got an Aunt down here - she's like 70 something, and she had the NERVE to tell me the other month that, "You CAN and DO get Urinary Tract Infections from sitting on toilet seats." Huh? Say what? I started to ask her if she still gives herself 'Cootie Shots' like we used to do in Grade School, you know, where you take a ball point pen and do a little dot on your arm or hand to keep 'cooties' away...
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Harold

Here's a few new Prescriptions we all could use sometimes...
LOL, Harold

Subject: new pharmocopea
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>
> > S t . M o m ' s W o r t
> > Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> > rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
> > Highly effective suppository that eliminates
> > melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > P e p t o b i m b o
> > Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > D u m e r o l
> > When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > F l i p i t o r
> > Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > A n t i b o y o t i c s
> > When administered to teenage girls, is highly
> > effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > M e n i c i l l i n
> > Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
> > resistance to such lines as,"You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > B u y a g r a
> > Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
> > Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > E x t r a S t r e n g t h B u y-O n e-a l l
> > When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
> > indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > J a c k A s s p i r i n
> > Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > A n t i - t a l k s i d e n t
> > A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > R a g a m e t
> > When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
> > _______________ <> _______________
> > N O T I C E: Never consult your family physician before taking these new medications. They "just won't get it." <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Some "Sightings" (and we're not talking UFOs) Heheheeee, Harold

IDIOTS IN SERVICE

This week, My phone went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by email. I asked him, "Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?"
IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card
purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why! , she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit
by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?
" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this
more! often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?

you guys are sooooooo funny... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

C'mon - where's the jokeZ, folks? Am I going to be the only one posting heheheeee.

What teachers say and what they really mean:
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
--He was caught cheating on a test.

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and vitability.
--The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for 5 minutes.

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
--He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met.

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
--The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all quarter.

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
--The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away.

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
--Your son needs to stop socializing and start working.

7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
--Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument?

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
--He's a bully.

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.
--Your son was caught skipping school at the fishing pond.

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
--She's so immature that we've run out of diapers.

11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.
--He must have written the Whiner's Guide.

12. I firmly belive that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
--Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must redo 8th grade.

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
--A mouth that never stops yacking.

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a famous
Chinese detective, Chen Li, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he recieved this report:

MOST HONOURABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE
LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO TO HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.I LOOK IN
WINDOW.HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH
SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

CHEN LI

LOLOL, good one. Ling See, no see fall out of tree, hehehehee. I liked that one. Thanks for posting it.

PS - Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Man also should play ball outdoors.
Baseball no make sense - man with 4 balls can't walk!
LOLOL, Harold