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Why is the person who invests your money called a 'broker'?
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<small>[ February 03, 2003, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Sauron ]</small>
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If I had any money, I would want it invested by a 'richer'!!
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Why don't they make the whold plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
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But shouldn't the question be, Whay do they call it a "Black Box", when it's not black.
I don't go around calling myself a Black Female Human......
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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1- Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouthes closed?
3- Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
7- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
8- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
9- Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
10- When dog food packaging boasts "new and improved tasting," who tests it?
11- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
12- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
13- Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
14- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
15- If flying is so safe, why do they call airports "terminals"?
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OMG!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.....pigs..no wonder they have the saying "Men are pigs"
Should be "Men wish they were pigs!!!"
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The princess stamps her pretty little foot.
"Jester, you stole all my good questions. Now, how can I charm people?"
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