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I'm sitting in the front room watching TV with my 10yo. My 13yo has a friend over and they are in and out of the front room. Then my 13yo's friend says "Bill, Jes and I have a question for you, we were just wondering what's an orgasm?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
So after I picked up my jaw from the floor. I asked why the two girls would ask a man and the reply was so kewl. Because they know that I will be honest with them. Thank goodness her mom showed up at that time.
I'm much too young to feel the darn old.....
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LostHusband:
<strong>So after I picked up my jaw from the floor...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That was a mistake, Bill, and you were lucky to escape. In a situation like that, it's much safer just to leave your jaw sitting on the floor.
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Ok, I have one for you too. My daughter (12 in 3 days) had an appointment for a consult with an oral surgeon today about getting 6 teeth extracted over spring break. She was going through all these descriptions, in her typical drama queen fashion, saying he would be old and bald and have a hook for a hand... or have instruments for fingernails, drills for legs,etc. She was getting kind of silly when she looked at me serious and said.... " I know.. he will be a [censored].... I just did that **** your head to the side thing like my dog and said, huh??? She said you know, that's what he will do to my teeth, [censored], [censored], [censored]..... I just about lost it. I didn't get into detail with her but I did ask her nicely not to call him Dr. [censored]...... BTW The appt was cancelled due to the sleet and ice. The [censored] didn't show up..... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Lynn
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another funny.... did you notice they censored that word in my post.... I suppose I didn't think about it being from SC where half the population wears hats that say GOCOCKS!!!! Yes, in SC you can say Lou Holtz and gameCOCK in the same sentence and not get funny looks.... except from Clemson grads like me of course <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Too funny!
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo............. I've been following this thread ALL DAY to find out what an orgasm IS!? What IS an orgasm, LH?? Hmmm??? I vaguely remember hearing about them in 5th grade science--something to do with a pokey pointy thing--but I sure don't REMEMBER one! Can you help?? In scientific terms, perhaps, cowboy? Use your best "Loretta Lynn" country voice and tell it like it is, child! CJ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by FaithfulWife:
<strong>OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo.............
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yes, CJ there are BIG ONES and little ones. Any more questions? Here's what Webster has to say about it. Heck I get aroused just reading the definition.
Main Entry: or·gasm
Pronunciation: 'or-"ga-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin orgasmus, from Greek orgasmos, from organ to grow ripe, be lustful; probably akin to Sanskrit urjA sap, strength
Date: circa 1763: intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female
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LH, Big ones and little ones, huh? Hmmmmm.... Leave it to Webster to somehow dim the fun of an orgasm! Yes, I know...that pronounciation part is just heeeeeeaaaaavenly, but my guess would be that if you told your oldest that an orgasm is: "...intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions"...she will never want to do that!!! YUCK! It will make a mess! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> CJ P.S. Be sure to explain that "paroxysmal" is a spasm...kind of like an epileptic seizure. That should turn her RIGHT OFF! haha <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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