DO YOUR HOMEWORK

A sixth grade science teacher named Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student that looks his way.

"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson.

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."

"Very good, Sam. Thank you."

Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you: First, it's clear that you have not done your homework <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> . Second, you have a dirty mind <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> . And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> ."

ain't that the truth!

a woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter!" she says. "Just pack it all and get out."