It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to
think of a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally
said to his wife, "Dear, I think I've come up with the perfect
sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about horseback riding!"

She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback
riding!"

He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on
just about every other subject I can think of."

The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "I can't
believe that you're insisting on doing this! You know, if you're
going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going
to stay in the car during the service."

He said, "OK, then, suit yourself!", so, she stayed in the car.

Entering church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX that
just had the congregation in awe.

As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw
his wife sitting in the car and approached her window. One of them
said, "Wow! You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever
given!"

She said, "Yeah, right! What does he know about it! He talks big
but he's only tried it twice in his life! "Once before we were
married and once after, and he fell off both times!"