John asked his wife, Mary, shat she wants to celebrate their 40th
wedding anniversary.
"Would yo like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?" he asked
"No," she replied
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a "No, thanks."
"Well, what would you like for our anniversary?" Johns asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce,"answers Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.