</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Things To Ponder (or not)
1. Can you cry under water? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Dunno, but you can scream in a vacuum; should sound about the same.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Escrow.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Didja ever try to fold a round corner?
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Simple: astronauts don't use luggage.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yes, unless the courtroom is deafening. (Come on; ya wouldn't call it a tasting, would ya?)
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">12. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Availability of qualified candidates.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">16. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Nah, it just means you dozed off while driving.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">18. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Its easier to appologize than ask permission. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">17. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah, but then we could have always lived on the moon, and luggage would have always had wheels. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />