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Ah, remember all those times men have gone chasing after sweet young things? Trophies to hang onto their arms?
There are advantages to those older women you might be overlooking!
1) She won't wake you up in the middle of the night to ask you what you are thinking. She's not necessarily worried about what you are thinking.
2) She won't accuse you of taking the best years of her life. Chances are someone else already did that.
3) She is likely to have a dental plan.
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Cinderella --- the fact is - 1. if she wakes her man up in the middle of the night, she's probably thinking the same think, so just enjoy the thrill and rock her back to sleep in your arms... 2. she's hoping you'll make the rest of her life the BEST years of her life! 3. if she needs one - it's probably cheaper these days... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Jan
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Dear Cinderella, There are many, many more advantages to those older gals! A. They don't yell, <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> B. They don't swell, and <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> C. They are grateful as he!!. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> D. Many a fine tune been played on an old violin. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" />
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A. She WON'T be wanting to have your babies
B. She's probably already got a fine set of china.
C. Most of your in-laws might already be dead!!!
(My mother always said marry an orphan....a lotta wisdom in that statement)
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Older woman won't be looking for someone else to pay for the boob jobs and botox - they can afford to pay for their own!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Yay4Me:
<strong> Older woman won't be looking for someone else to pay for the boob jobs and botox - they can afford to pay for their own! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hopefully an older woman has figured out she doesn't need a boob job and botox to attract and keep a quality man.
Tony
<small>[ April 11, 2004, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: javaSansContour ]</small>
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Younger women's bodies may look a little better but older women have had more time to find out how theirs work. (Yeah, there is a lot to be said about the difference between the tune on the new violin and the tune on the well aged one.) Only reasons I can think of for waking a sleeping man is because I really think there is a problem in the house, I'm truly afraid of something-really strange noises or bad dreams, or ..... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> . And, yes, I would wake him if I had a really bad dream and wanted him to hold me.
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She won't need to get home early because she has school in the AM.
I've been woken at night for that (By STBX before M)
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"Somethings Gotta Give", have any of you rented it yet? If you haven't yet, DO! Double Dog Dare You! The movie iis rated PG-13. I wouldn't recommend you watch it with your children unless they are old enough to be paying their own rent! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> I haven't laughed and cried so much with a movie in years! Girls get this, you get to see a naked guy's behind! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> That's rare these days!
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Didn't we get to see what was supposedly Tom Cruise's naked backside in "Jerry McGuire"?
BTW, Prince CatLOver looked a lot like a younger version of Ray when that movie came out.
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