A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

LOL.

At least we got a redhead in this one as well.

One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.

"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.

They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."

"Is it after us?" the brunette questioned.

"Er, um..." answered the blonde.

"Well, is it?" asked the brunette with a growing temper.

"I don't know..."

"Well are it's lights on?" insisted the brunette.

Replied the blonde, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."

A blonde decides that she is going to prove to her boyfriend that she can do anything a man can.

She decides to take on a new career as a handy man and hangs up flyers around the neighborhood.

For her first call she goes to a mans house and he asks her to paint his porch. The man directs her to some paint and some brushes and goes inside to watch tv.

A short time later there is a knock at the door. It's the blonde handyman.

The man asks, is there something wrong, she says "no I'm all finished."
"And by the way it's not a porsche, it's a corvette."