“””So, I'm nearly RE-VIRGINIZED!!”””
I’m thinking we need to have a party. I can run over to the Kindom and steal some of the Princess’ multi-colored balloons with hand lotion. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
”””I recall a thread where you reminded all of us of how I haven't forgotten HOW... cause it's like ridin' a bike!”””
Actually the thread was about meeting people on MB and Newly was harassing me about making a trip out east and she said that her and GG wouldn’t take advantage of me.
Then LH said: But seriously, if someone where to attempt to take advantage of me I'd probably need a map because I'd be lost. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
And GG so eloquently replied: It's supposed to be like riding a bike. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
To wit I responded: I went for a long bike ride last night by the amber wheat fields. I got hot, sweaty, and out of breathe. When I got done my knees were weak. I guess your right it is like riding a bike. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
“””I had a date with a new guy last week.”””
Are you sure? So exactly how was he a “new guy”? Mary you surgery was a success and now you are a “new guy”, we shall call you Martin. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
”””If I say so myself... I looked hot.”””
I’ll take you word for it….
”””Black skirt above the knee, silky lavender blouse, black nylons, black heels... and long legs to die for... hair lookin' awesome, etc.”””
Dang gurl, I said I’d take your word for it. How come I feel like I’ve just got done with that bike ride all over again? <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />
”””Plus, I look to be in my early 20's or something... and 40+ year old guys are the right age for me... really.”””
Typical woman, dangle that carrot right out there in front of me and then tell me I’m too young. Next thing you know your going to have a height requirement. I can see Laura walking down the street in all the soft silky black attire holding a stick that says “You must be this tall to ride this ride…” Since I’m only 6’ I’m sure that stick will be 6’2”… Ohhhhh wait a minute… I think the heels on my boots are about 2”..LOL <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
”””He wouldn't let me leave. Didn't pay the bill at the restaurant...”””
Either he wanted you to pay or he was seeing if you’d wash the dishes….LOL
“””Told him "no sex before MARRIAGE".”””
Did you tell him that. So Martin I had a good time but you really need to pay that bill so I can leave and by the way when you say I do then I will but till then you can looky but no touchy….
”””I forgot, LH, how guys are.”””
Do you need me to draw you a picture. Have you seen “Kindergarten Cop”. I keep thinking of that little kid talking to Arnold “Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina”.
“””I guess guys are the same... 20... 30... 40... it don't matter!!”””
WHAT… NO.. Uh-uhh… That’s like saying that an orange tastes like an apple, it’s just not reality. Now if you go for the same “type” of guy then the statement holds truth because if you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got, because nothing ever changes if nothing ever changes…
Seacrist Out… Going to take a cold shower…
