Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble: one [censored], all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Harsh Things a Woman can say to a Naked Man…

1. Ahhhh, it's cute.
2. Why don't we just cuddle?
3. You know they have surgery to fix that.
4. Make it dance.
5. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
6. Wow, and your feet are so big.
7. It's okay, we'll work around it.
8. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
9. (Giggling and pointing)
10. Can I be honest with you?
11. This explains your car.
12. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
13. Why is God punishing me?
14. At least this won't take long.
15. I never saw one like that before.
16. But it still works, right?
17. It looks so unused.
18. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
19. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
20. Are you cold?
21. If you get me real drunk first.
22. Is that an optical illusion?
23. What is that?
24. I guess this makes me the early bird.