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<BR> Happy New Year, everyone!!<P><BR> God bless you all,<P>------------------<BR><P>Gregg
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Lynton,<BR>I didn't see him this year but I've got 2 thoughts on it:<BR> Plastic Surgery ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/wink.gif) <P>May the New Year be happy for all!
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No, [censored] Clark is from Venus. People age slowly from Venus. I'm from Venus, that's why at 51 I look 35. ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif) Cokie Roberts is from Venus, as is Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson.<P>Hahahaha<P>Happy New Year<P>Catnip =^^=
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Happy New Year everyone!<P>I wish I were from Venus because I would kill to look like Goldie Hawn when I'm over 50!<P>- Heavenly
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<BR>This thread cracked me up. I was recently buying a couple of bottles of scotch. I got to the cashier and she was wearing this huge button - "We card under 30." She looked at me and asked to see some ID.<P>"Huh? I don't look like I'm over 30?"<P>"Nope."<P>I hand her my ID, and she spent an unusual amount of time looking at it and looking back at me, as if she doubted its authenticity. Grudgingly, she said, "I was really expecting the year of birth to be 1972, or even 1973."<P>I'll be 37 in a couple months. ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) <P>Bystander
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Hahahaha. It's true. Bystander looks like a pup; much younger than his years. But, we all know why, don't we? He's from Venus, too.<P>Catnip =^^=
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Catnip,<P><BR> How is the starship "Enterprise" like toilet paper?<P> They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.<P><BR> I think I'm from Pluto!<P><BR> God bless you,<BR><P>------------------<BR><P>Gregg
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I want to go to venus when is the next flight out! Thats a good one greg. ha ha with love flowerseed
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Gregg:<P>Pluto? Oh, you're so 'Goofy'. This thread is so 'Mickey Mouse'.<P>Catnip =^^=
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Oh my, well something happened to me after having a baby in my mid thirties. They don't card me anymore ! - well, at least I can almost share blue jeans with my 8 year old! I am just an earthling I guess.<P>Carrie
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I'm from Venus too. Had wings at a popular spot last summer and couldn't get a beer at the bar! I told the kid,"I just turned 47! Would I lie about THAT???"<P>My H ordered us 2 beers when we finally got a table....heh...heh...<P>Oh BTW,I have hair like Goldie, and have been told I resemble a "young" Bridget Bardot.<P>And My H had an affair w/that heavy thing? Who's even heavier now? HA!<P>She resembles "Shamu" heh...heh...black dyed hair and all....OPPOSITE of my every being and fiber!!! Go figure?<P>------------------<BR>Imagine....
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Ok folks. Go out of town & you start all this fun without me!<P>Happy New Year to each of you. I plan on making this a good one. Spent the last few days at a spa in Miami & did healthy things... so maybe next year I will look like I am from Venus. Right now I an just plain OLD earthling. Every one of my 42 years is hanging around (under eyes, on hips, etc.). <P>Carolyn
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Greetings, Earthlings,<P> I come in pieces!<P> God bless [censored] Clark, he has given me motivation!! I got the Rogain thing goin', I got the Adkins thing goin', I got the liposuction "thang" goin', and I'm almost ready for the special olympics.<P><BR> Good Gawd, look out!!<P>------------------<BR><P>Gregg
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Hope you don't mean Senior Olympics! Ha! None of us are there yet.<P>I am regretting my two days of exercise (preceeded by years of no movement). But I am determined to keep at this for ME. <P>Is it delusional to consider gray hairs as "highlights"? <P>Take care... Carolyn
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Yeah. I've met Carriemom. I used to have an allergy for petite adorable blondes, but she's exempt from contempt. A lot of substance in a small package.<P>Takingcare: You are NOT delusional! They ARE highlights...really...<BR>The other day I found a 'highlight' growing out of the top of my head. The little sucker was accidentally plucked...really.<P>Catnip =^^=
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Hi guys,<P><BR> I've got a few "highlights" at the temples; distinguished, right? A few highlights on the chest, no biggie!<P> But this morning I found a "highlight"*********DOWN THERE!!!<P> It's all over, <P>------------------<BR><P>Gregg
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roflmao!!!!!! that was funny gregg, thanks...<P>something to look forward to for us young folks... just kidding.<P><P>------------------<BR>happy_girl
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Catnip -<P>Adorable - me? and substance. Well, thank you, you made my day. (I darn near fell apart last night when I saw the forecast for heating bills this month, needed a pick me up.) <P>And well - Gregg - I can't even comment and now I am going to wonder about everybody's "highlights" in unmentionable places.<P>Have a great day !<P>Carrie
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<BR>Gregg,<P>There was a shaving thread over in EN not too long ago. As in shaving "down there." *Ahem*<P>Bystander
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Clean as a newborn baby girl....A-HEM....<P>------------------<BR>Imagine....
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