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I just went shopping and on the ketchup bottle it says in big bold letters on the front of the bottle. INSTRUCTIONS: PUT ON FOOD I do believe the heinz people have meant some of our ow. with love flowerseed
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Hahaha...what is this world coming to?<P>Catnip =^^=
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I don't know if any of you are familular with a country comedian named Bill Engvall, but he has a comedy CD called "Here's your sign". He basically talks about how stupid people should have to wear a sign, stating that they are stupid. He also talks about things on stuff you buy, like shampoo says to "rinse, lather, repeat". He states that there is still some fool in the shower, rinsing, lathering, and repeating! My favorite is on Preparation-H it says not to take internally. He says that some guy probably called the company saying that he ate the whole tube, and still has his hemeroids. Now his mouth is so small, he can't eat a jelly bean, but he sure can whistle good! It is hilarious, and if you can find it, take a listen! There's other stuff on it too, but that is always the part I laugh at the most.<P>Tigger
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Thanks for my Saturday night laugh.....especially liked prep. h. joke!!!!! too small to eat a jelly bean.....????? ha ha ha <BR> Debi<P>------------------<BR>Imagine....
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Just have to add this:<P>My uncle's old girlfriend had one baby to him. They decided that they didn't want any more kids, so she asked her Dr. for a birth control perscription. A couple of months later she got pregnant again. The doctor asked her how that happened - did she miss a pill or what. she said, no, she used them very regularly, but she didn't think they did much good because they "kept falling out." <P>That is a true story. she is not the brightest candle on the birthday cake, if you know what I mean.<BR>cd
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CD,<P>What a sad, sad story. To be THAT stupid!!! What was she thinking? <P>Tigger
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cdc,<P><BR> I thought every woman knew that to be 100% those pills must be held firmly between the knees!<P> ( Hi, guys, it's Lynton. I have a new computer so I changed my user name. I couldn't figure out how to transfer my old user name to the new computer. I sew dummm!!)<P><BR> God bless you,<P><BR><P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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You guys are cracking me up today!!!!!!!
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