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Mine looks like Scott Baio's ugly cousin.
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An alien. She has really big eyes. I mean really big. And nappy curly hair. And she hasn't lost ANY of the baby weight from over a year ago. She's just ugly.
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Mine looks like a football player with a face like a bulldog, complete with those black marks under the eyes LOL, that feels good!!!
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I am still in the anger phase...so this will feel GOOD!!!<BR>She reminds me of that actress Sandra Bernhard..she has that ugly mouth...short...stringy hair (BLEACHED)...basically she looks like a man...with a big mouth...I asked my H if he was GAY!!!
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She is a dead ringer for Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars.
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Oh goody, I can bash my OW's looks without getting heat for it! YAY!<P>She looks like Roseanne Barr - BEFORE she got her 12 facelifts! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/shocked.gif)
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My cross, you made me laugh so hard I asked mine the same thing. The ow looked like the ugly painter girl on the show Green Acres the one you couldnt tell if she was a boy or a girl. She acts just as dumb too. with love flowerseed<BR>
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JTigger: Jabba the Hutt!!!!! Is your OW the same as MY OW???<P>LOTS AND LOTS of Beer and salt - that takes care of those kind ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/wink.gif) <P>(and mine is dumb as a rock, too).<P>sb
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Bad day...really liked this poll..moving it up...Oh yea..My H's OW...also had a BUTT bigger than the Mississippi river
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My Cross,<P>How 'bout saying "she had more [censored] than a donkey?"<P>God forgive me.<P> ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif)
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OhBratti,<P>I cant stop laughing...That was the best line I have heard in a very long time..Thanks..I will use that one
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Regretfully, my OW is very attractive. Long naturally blond hair, blue eyes, and big boobs.<P>Ugh!
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"My" OW is not ugly but she is ordinary, unremarkable and bland and uninteresting. Her skin is ruddy and she is very masculine and coarse. She is also demanding and a whiner and isn't very intelligent or has any interest of the world or current issues that do not directly effect her. No sense of humor, always complaining. She didn't even get my husband's jokes. <P>Bystander met me in NY for a hearing on behalf of my husband who was in treatment at the time and when he saw her, he said, "My God, she looks like a guy in drag, like a female impersonator."<P>She does have really nice thick hair but that's it for assets. Oh, speaking of [censored]-ets, her's is ENORMOUS!!!<P>Catnip =^^=<P>PS Whew, you're right. That did feel good. Meow.
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Gosh, I wish I could have this much fun, but I have no idea what ow looks like. I have seen a pic of her sister though and she was just plain homely.<BR>I have a feeling though that ow would me a not too satisfying image of me. HUMF! But H did tell her that she did not compare to me. He told HER that! She told ME that he told her that. Figure that one out...<BR>Love<BR>bw
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Hey Guys,<P> I've been told the OM is good looking. But, I don't know, when I look at him, all I can see is a weasel!!<P><BR> God bless you,<P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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Aw, what the hell,<P> My OM is uglier than a sack full of *ssholes!!<P> God bless you,<P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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Plain. No makeup. Not feminine, icky hair, more wrinkles than me, Ha I like that one. A mole on her lip, yech.<P>Cute Post, we need more of these<P>STRENGTH IN NUMBERS YAHOOO
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OK, guys...bear with me...remember I was going to "save this board" just two short weeks ago...Now I am the worst..<P>OW also has more wrinkles than a sharpae(sp ?)...<BR>so lets recount...BIG mouth (like Sandra Bernard)..Thin stringy BLEACHED hair. Short ( dont mean to offend anyone..but it is part of the "total OW look"). "More A$# than a Donkey" (thanks again Obratti), and more wrinkles than a sharpae...did I mention her FAT ankles???..I need to go to confession..I am so bad...why does this feel so GOOD...it is tacky ..so unlike ME...But it feels so good!!!<BR>
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Hey MC,<P> Just say three "Hail Marys" and you'll be OK! Now calm down, you madcap!!<P><BR> God bless you ( It does feel good, doesn't it!)<P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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Anyne else notice that all these OW have big fat rear ends? My OW's butt is not only big it is as wide and as flat as the rear of a semi trailer, Can't really tell if I'm looking at her face or her [censored] though because they both look the same, Oh gawd sorry but I hate that person sooooooooo much!!
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