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Hey Fizz,<P> OW suffers from Ed Zacharys' disease. Her face looks Ed Zachary like her [censored]!<P><BR> God bless you, ( OWs' got a lotta back!)<P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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that was hilarious gregg!! thanks for the laugh. i only saw OW twice, and it was before we were married, before affair. so i didn't check her out enough to remember. but my H calls her a meatball with legs. <P>happy_girl
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Hey happy girl RN,<P><BR> You will learn about this horrible malady when you start school. Unfortunately, it is not usualy fatal!<P><BR> God bless you,<P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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The Crotch Cricket looked like a pittbull. Short, bleached blonde hair, old as Methusula, She has something growing out of her face that we didn't know if it was animal, mineral, or vegetable. Had more rolls than a bakery, and she was a little too big to get out of her own way. She had gunk growing under her fake fingernails, And YES she had a lard [censored] too!
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actually, we say too much junk in her trunk
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I needed a good laugh and you guys gave it to me!<P>No offense to any Jane's on the board but I refer to<BR>the ow as Plainer Than Jane, she is that nondescript.<BR>Possibly the only thing that stands out on her is the<BR>several mole hairs on her chin. And she has no spirit<BR>in her eyes (you know how you can see the depth of a <BR>person by looking in their eyes? well I saw NOTHING<BR>in her eyes.)
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oh yeah I forgot that every time I hear that song<BR>"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life<BR>never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal<BR>point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."-<BR>makes me think of Plainer Than Jane.<P>To Anniem,<P>You said that the ow in your life is unfortunately<BR>attractive with big boobs. As we all know beauty does<BR>not always run deep...obviously she is not a pretty<BR>person on the INSIDE where it truly counts! TAke care!
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Can you vision OHRAP W. in the Color Purple with glasses and two shades darker. <P>I rest my case.<P><BR>high-five<BR>Glory & Praise
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In my case OW is really attractive. I know this because H used to work with her. But it sure was fun reading all these post. lol
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I am VERY glad I went to meet the OW - because my first words to her was "Jeeze - you aren't even attractive". She looks like a fat Morticia from the Adams Family. Complete with dyed black hair, long fake fingernails, and tight clothes. But the best part - she is a lard butt, with incredibly large upper arms - her arms are as big as my thighs, and I am 6 months pregnant!! I loved it.
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I feel envious of all of you who have unattractive OW. Mine is lovely, intelligent and 10 years younger. She is thin, something that really eats at me. Not only that, she is fertile.<P>Mrs. Job
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Mrs. Job,<P>dont feel that way...in fact having an OW that is not attractive, made it worse for me...I keep saying.. WHY??<BR>I can see it if she were at least pretty...and to be honest<BR>if something like that can attract H...I am in trouble...I wish he would have been more picky...I think it's bad either way....but it felt good to bash...and for the record<BR>your OW maybe attractive...BUT she is still a home wrecking piece of garbage...how is that for "lovely"...sorry..bad day
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mrs. job, i agree with mycross. i always asked the same thing... why? it didn't really help that she is short, fat ugly, and has a potty mouth. but i guess that for the type of relationship my H and OW had, he didn't care what she looked like. she offered him a quick &^%*. had she been some bombshell i might have seen how he succombed to her charms, except the OW in our case has no charms. all boils down to the same problem, he was thinking with the wrong head......<P>happy_girl
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Mrs.Job and anniem,<BR>You know beauty is only skin deep and these women have NO CLASS no matter how good they look!! Their hearts are ugly and that is what matters in the end!<P>Mine isn't bad looking beyond the weight (no offense Mrs.J!)--same hair same eyes same smile as me, huge boobs (unlike me)... but she has NO CLASS!! See a trend here?<BR>NO CLASS! Look her up at imaslut.com--haha! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif) Oh dear--I was trying to behave! Giggle
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up....too entertaining to let it sit at the bottom for too long...like bottom feeding pond scum..i.e. OW
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Hey tryn,<P> I remember the term " Crotch Cricket", cracked me up. Did you change your user name??<P><BR> God bless you,<BR> <P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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When I first found out about my H's affair, he told me that she looked a lot like Patricia Richardson on Home Improvement. Then a few months later he showed me a picture of her that he had been hiding. I could barely see the resemblence to Patricia R. OW was 10 years older than I am and it showed. She was also very overweight. She did have very nice long hair (darn it), but my H said that not long after the picture was taken, she got it cut above her shoulders. Also, she is the direct opposite of me in every way....variety, maybe?
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Hey Angel,<P> I've seen you on one of the picture sites. You're right, OW is your exact opposite; she's very un-atractive! <P><BR> God bless you,<P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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Why thank you Gregg!!<P>(Blushing) Angel
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Hey Angel,<P> You are very welcome.<P> God bless you,<P>------------------<BR>Gregg
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