I enjoyed your joke posted 9-20-01. ember

When I first saw your post, my heart raced as I wondered if I had said something WRONG!!! <P>Here's another one you might enjoy:<P>How can you tell when a man is well-hung?<BR>When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.<P>Okay sorry, I'm on a roll, so here are a few more:<P>What do you call a handcuffed man?<BR>Trustworthy<P>What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?<BR>You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.<P>Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?<BR>To stop the snoring before it starts.<P>And one last one...<BR>What is the difference between men and women...<BR>A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.<P>Enjoy laughing ember, I know this stuff isn't really funny, but we have to find a way to laugh about it some time... Glad you are at that point. Everything is going to be all right, we just have to survive and enjoy where we are on the way to where we are going. <3<3<3

Thanks for my morning laugh, I especially liked the black widow spider joke, but then I wouldn't have the pleasure of smacking him all night long to stop the noise. <P>Tina

LOL